Users in amf's wilderness: (** NO ONE **)
-+=*=+- AMF the Doomwatcher's Wilderness -+=*=+-
Stretching off towards the horizon, this desolate plane is without
form or structure, and recedes towards a distant mountain range,
above which, the sun is rising. It is strangely calm, and though a
cool wind blows, it does not detract from the tranquility of this
place, which is beautifully peaceful. Surrounded by solemnity, you
feel an inner harmony rise within you, for this is the wilderness.
If you have a problem, AMF may be able to help you. Ask!
Exits: aahz (xela crayfish weirdbeard dr_chaos ethera nosferatu
killerwatt madbob coke)
Invites: amf nikki
Time is now Thu Mar 16 16:51:22 1995
<# you go to nikki's wedding chapel #>
Users in nikki's wedding chapel: nikki
-
This small, whitewashed chapel,
-
Exits: seqiro aahz (konjo alchemist diana ethera pie ritchie
weirdbeard anthony)
Invites: amf nikki
nikki 'aha'
nikki 'thee u r'
nikki 'yeh just hang around in the background'
<+ qyv as befits a Net.Vicar, solemly walks from their Marriage
Registry +>
nikki 'qyv> tweezers is doing the dexcrip now'
qyv 'hi'
qyv 'ok'
nikki 'shpuld be ready in tyme i hope!'
qyv 'i'll get back to my room, it will be'
nikki 'okdokes'
<- qyv as befits a Net.Vicar, serenely walks to their Marriage
Registry ->
Description of 'nikki:40' (currently in nikki's wedding chapel)
-
although still dressed in black he has tidied up his appearance
somewhat and now sports a black rose in one buttonhole...
-
They last typed something 18 Seconds ago
Description of 'qyv:18' (currently in qyv's Marriage Registry)
As befits a Net.Vicar of *NO* religious convictions, Qyv
is wearing a pale blue suit, white shirt, and the
trademark black tie with a 'Q' picked out in gold centred
upon it. Qyv smiles benignly throughout the ceremony.
They last typed something 22 Seconds ago
Description of 'amf:134' (logged in, but not on talker)
-+=*=+- AMF the Doomwatcher -+=*=+-
Cloaked in black, this wizened figure is surrounded by an intense
aura of power. Smiling benevolently at you, he commands the forces
of order and chaos. If you have a problem, AMF can help you. Ask!
They last typed something 12 Seconds ago
nikki goes to deal with that file
<- nikki leaves the talker ->
simba shouts "whitesands"
<+ nikki enters the talker +>
nikki '*** Auto logout warning ***'
nikki 'This terminal has been idle for more than 30 minutes and will be
logged out'
nikki 'in 5 minutes if it remains idle.'
<- nikki leaves the talker ->
<+ amf the doomwatcher appears from their wilderness +>
amf 's guest is recording all of this, you know
<- amf the doomwatcher disappears to their wilderness ->
Time is now Thu Mar 16 16:56:48 1995
<+ nikki enters the talker +>
nikki 'rite'
bluemeat shouts "ANYONE NOT ON THE INVITE LIST FOR MY WEDDING [z][m][o][t]
WHO WANTS TO COME PLEASE LOGIN AS A GUEST AND MAIL TRIBBLE FOR AN
INVITE!"
gawlovell shouts "Why don't we just tell you now as a proper user?"
simba shouts "detries"
bluemeat shouts "BECAUSE IF YOU'RE NOT INVITED YOU HAVE TO LOG OUT AND LOG
IN AS A GUEST USER!"
<+ amf the doomwatcher appears from their wilderness +>
Another hour passes ...
amf smiles
aqualung shouts "IF anyone gets a visit from BRU-MAN, advice includes
ignoring him, or you will never even get rid of him because he has
no life outside mono and email. Plus he's a cunt of the highest
order"
nikki greets him
amf 'dead on five ;-)'
nikki 'yrp'
nikki 'im doing invites now'
amf nods
gawlovell shouts "but WHY? oh great one of the wedding?"
chaos shouts "look at the moon"
nikki 'here we go'
nikki 'script file tyme :)'
chaos shouts "look at the moon"
<+ teleman arrives with a squeel of rubber from the common room +>
frenchie shouts "its 5pm folks"
bluemeat shouts "SO WE DON'T GET ANNOYING TWATS MISBEHAVING!"
chaos shouts "look at the moon"
chaos shouts "look at the moon"
chaos shouts "look at the moon"
chaos shouts "look at the moon"
simba shouts "I am in your room whitesands"
gawlovell shouts "I notice the shout timer is down then"
amf sighs
sja shouts "hiya all"
amf loves the monochrome users. Oh yes
teleman thinks the shouting could b annoying...
amf 'very annoying'
<+ aahz walks solemly in from the common room +>
<+ unc shuffles conspicuously from ritchie's psychedelic breakfast
+>
amf will take measures if it gets bad
chaos shouts "look at the moon ren"
<- aahz leaves the talker ->
chaos shouts "look at the moon ren"
chaos shouts "look at the moon ren"
chaos shouts "look at the moon ren"
sja shouts "hiya all"
chaos shouts "look at the moon ren"
mr_white shouts ""Dont Wiz On The Electric Fence !!!!"
chaos shouts "look at the moon ren"
mr_white shouts ""Dont Wiz On The Electric Fence !!!!"
sja shouts "stop shouting"
mr_white shouts ""Dont Wiz On The Electric Fence !!!!"
chaos shouts "look at the moon ren"
chaos shouts "look at the moon ren"
mr_white shouts ""Dont Wiz On The Electric Fence !!!!"
gawlovell shouts "Happy, Happy, Joy, Joy"
<- unc leaves the talker to edit their description ->
<+ aahz enters the talker +>
gawlovell shouts "Happy, Happy, Joy, Joy"
<- amf leaves the talker ->
mystic shouts "shut it"
mr_white shouts ""Dont Wiz On The Electric Fence !!!!"
nikki 'done'
<+ unc enters the talker +>
<+ eldar fades in from the common room +>
chaos shouts "what do we do till then"
mr_white shouts "revolution everybody"
chaos shouts "what do we do till then"
chaos shouts "what do we do till then"
mr_white shouts ""Dont Wiz On The Electric Fence !!!!"
jules shouts "Look... if you want a nom there's much more sociable ways
of getting one than repetitive shouting..."
teleman hmmm
<+ amf enters the talker +>
amf 'one moment'
<- aahz leaves the talker ->
<- amf the doomwatcher disappears to the common room ->
nikki 'amf> i delt with him alredy'
<+ bluemeat arrives nervously from their reception room +>
sja shouts "LOOK BUDDY, STOP SHOUTING, GOT IT???????"
<+ aahz enters the talker +>
nikki 'good day bluemeat'
eldar 'okay to get into pie's room?'
mr_white shouts "No"
chaos shouts "what do we do till then"
eldar 'hiya bluey'
teleman 'nervous bm?'
bluemeat 'someone please disconnect chaos'
bluemeat is
nikki 'i am blue'
eldar 'he was being a total knob'
<- aahz leaves the talker ->
<+ amf the doomwatcher appears from their wilderness +>
eldar 'wanna quick drink?'
amf 'nothing that a bit of attributes won't frighten away ;-)'
amf chuckles
nikki grins
bluemeat drinks
nikki 'i sent him some mssgs amy ;)'
<+ aahz enters the talker +>
bluemeat is waiting for ritchie
nikki 'yeh i invited ritchie'
chaos shouts "i'll do it man i'll do it"
eldar 'brb'
<- eldar fades out to their Net.Local ->
bluemeat 'he's just gone somewhere..'
<- aahz leaves the talker ->
<+ eldar fades in from their Net.Local +>
bluemeat 'where's qyv???'
frenchie shouts "ritchie hurry up ur late!!!"
alf shouts "Who wants to see AMF's bold text again?"
amf sighs
eldar 'if you want a drink, my pub's open :)'
bluemeat drinks
<+ aahz enters the talker +>
bluemeat 'no.. ritchie is organist'
chaos shouts "what do we do till then"
bluemeat 'and we're missing qyv the vicar'
teleman 'bm drinks too much...'
<- amf leaves the talker ->
nikki 'hes coing dont worry'
pwei shouts "has anyone seen Mike Hunt!"
<+ ritchie appears in a puff of logic from the common room +>
nikki 'aha'
nikki 'ritchie'
ritchie 'morning'
eldar 'lo ritchie'
bluemeat 'right now, we're waiting for qyv'
ritchie 'ah right'
jules shouts "Has anyone heard a joke older than that one?"
ritchie 'mono's just died on me around three times'
eldar wishes there were earmuffs....
nikki 'rit> too many sad spods on'
sleepy shouts "FOR ANYONE WHO KNOWS THE USER RENEGADE I HAVE AN
ANNOUNCEMENT"
ritchie 'bummer'
<+ amf enters the talker +>
nikki 'rit> im mssging admin about them now'
ritchie 'hokay doke'
amf 'good'
kitty shouts "stop shouting"
ritchie 'morning amyf'
amf 'hi ritchie!'
eldar 'proton did sommat funny....'
ritchie shouts "For anybody that cares about the user renegade you mean"
simba shouts "tell em kitty"
aahz 'will admin be able to respond that fast?'
amf will summon admin if these prats keep at it ;-(
nikki 'dunno'
nikki 'lets hope so :)'
eldar 'lo amf'
mr_white shouts "Take Me Now"
amf 'oh, this is all going to disc, folks ;-)'
ritchie 'fabbo'
eldar smiles
nikki 'lots of nice evidence for them ;)'
chaos shouts "inject me inject me"
ritchie 'is pie here?'
eldar 'HELLO MUM!!'
nikki 'pie isnt no :('
kitty shouts "STOP SHOUTING"
nikki 'she got lagged out'
ritchie 'bummer'
Time is now Thu Mar 16 17:08:40 1995
amf loves organisation
Users in nikki's wedding chapel: unc teleman ritchie aahz nikki
eldar bluemeat amf
ritchie 'indeed'
Description of 'ritchie:18' (currently in nikki's wedding chapel)
Tall dark, dressed entirely in black (complete with buckled hat).
A bit of a wandering minstrel on the quiet too
They last typed something 4 Seconds ago
nikki 'admin is coming in :)'
ritchie 'shame there isn't any here'
Description of 'aahz:36' (currently in nikki's wedding chapel)
The Spontaneously Combusting One
Mark II
They last typed something 33 Seconds ago
Description of 'eldar:74' (currently in nikki's wedding chapel)
Eldar is all dressed up for the wedding, in a snazzy suit and tie.
Out to impress, it seems....
They last typed something 54 Seconds ago
Description of 'bluemeat:79' (currently in nikki's wedding chapel)
Andy is wearing a grey morning suit. He is wearing top hat and
tails, and his hair is tied back, and can be seen from behind. He
is wearing a pink cravate, and a carnation of similar shade. There
is a silent air to him, almost of nervousness.
They last typed something 29 Seconds ago
kuan shouts "MYSTIC!"
Description of 'unc:5' (currently in nikki's wedding chapel)
Wearing a suit (twice in a year)
and a snail
They last typed something 2 Min 58 Sec ago
(Their home room is locked)
Description of 'teleman:10' (currently in nikki's wedding chapel)
I upgraded my computer just to play Doom...
They last typed something 42 Seconds ago
<- amf the doomwatcher disappears to their wilderness ->
mystic shouts "what KUAN"
sleepy shouts "HIS PLANE ARRIVEES IN PITTSBURGH YESTERDAY AND HE SAFELY
MADE IT INTO HONEYBEARS ARMS"
kuan shouts "come here"
ritchie 'oh damn'
bluemeat shouts "and like we give a shit!"
society shouts "Please dont shout"
kuan shouts "come here"
honeybunny shouts "please stop shouting"
<- eldar leaves the talker ->
<- eldar exits to cscicg6.grenet.fr ->
sleepy shouts "HE JUST ASSKED ME TO TELL ALL OF YOU"
<+ amf the doomwatcher appears from their wilderness +>
amf wonders when things will start happening
unc 'more shouts than says. great'
Time is now Thu Mar 16 17:10:45 1995
bluemeat 'when qyv gets here'
amf nods
<- amf the doomwatcher disappears to their wilderness ->
ritchie 'hurry up or I'll have to disappear :)'
nikki 'hes coming he says'
prince shouts "THIS IS BORING"
<+ eldar fades in from the common room +>
< eldar goes nowhere! >
nikki 'hi eldar'
teleman 'ritchie> play some music while we wait'
whitesands shouts "SHUT UPPPPPPPPPPPP"
qyv shouts "Qyv screams in anguish"
eldar 'aaaargh!!'
eldar 'aaaargh!!'
<+ qyv as befits a Net.Vicar, solemly walks from the common room +>
ritchie plays some soothing organ music
eldar 'oh no, don't saay that's happening....'
eldar 'oh no, don't saay that's happening....'
qyv 'hi by the way'
ritchie 'hello qyv'
nikki 'hi there'
aahz 'lo qyv'
teleman 'who else r we waiting for?'
eldar 'brb, see if i can sort this terminal out'
eldar 'brb, see if i can sort this terminal out'
bluemeat 'amf'
<- eldar leaves the talker ->
<+ eldar enters the talker +>
qyv just had a pleasant jog round campus
bluemeat 'where is amf?'
ritchie 'nasty terminal you got there'
<+ amf the doomwatcher appears from their wilderness +>
amf smiles
<- eldar leaves the talker ->
bluemeat 'ready'
ritchie 'umm amf's here by the looks of it'
qyv 'hi amf'
amf is just waiting in the wings, bluemeat
ritchie is ready
ritchie 'okay can I play the organ intro yet?'
qyv is ready
<+ eldar enters the talker +>
bluemeat stands at the front with amf
eldar 'right... is this better?'
amf stands at the front with bluemeat ;-)
qyv walks to the front of the room
<+ lydia arrives from their house +>
nikki 'aha'
ritchie plays the intro to "here comes the bride"
Time is now Thu Mar 16 17:13:40 1995
<+ frenchie walks in and takes off his hat from the common room +>
<+ guest:33 arrives from the common room +>
Description of 'lydia:17' (currently in nikki's wedding chapel)
Here comes the bride...resplendant in a gown of palest pink taffeta
and lace. Her flushed, nervous face is covered by a beautiful veil
and a long shimmering train brushes the ground as she walks. She is
holding a bouquet of freshly cut tea roses.
They last typed something 7 Seconds ago
<+ honeybunny pushes past everyone from lydia's house +>
<+ diana breezes in from lydia's house +>
qyv stands patiently waiting...
Description of 'bluemeat:79' (currently in nikki's wedding chapel)
Andy is wearing a grey morning suit. He is wearing top hat and
tails, and his hair is tied back, and can be seen from behind. He
is wearing a pink cravate, and a carnation of similar shade. There
is a silent air to him, almost of nervousness.
They last typed something 31 Seconds ago
<+ auroralexi enters, smiling as she looks around from gawlovell's
barn +>
eldar sits down at the back
lydia struts slowly down the aisle
honeybunny stands bye lydia
diana follows lydia
ritchie 'shame I can't do sound on the talker :-)'
frenchie walks to the front and sits down
<+ charlotte arrives from lydia's house +>
amf smiles
ritchie 'duuuh da da daaaaaa - duuuh da da daaaaaaa'
eldar fiddles with his tie
lydia grins ' catch up charlotte'
Time is now Thu Mar 16 17:14:21 1995
auroralexi wonders what side to sit on... bride or groom
charlotte 'i am!'
honeybunny laughs
< guest:33 goes nowhere! >
bluemeat straigtens his hat
qyv smiles benignly
auroralexi takes a seat... somewhere
frenchie sits on groom's side
amf tells you 'amf's video crew is guest:157, not guest:33 ;-)'
ritchie stops playing the organ for the vicar to speak
eldar 'sits on the groom's lap'
charlotte sighs
diana takes lydias bouquet
bluemeat 'shush now!'
qyv fiddles with hi tie
<+ van-cleef gallops in like a crazed madman from the common room
+>
amf grins
eldar moves frward a few rows
frenchie sits expectantly
nikki is silent
<- guest:33 leaves the talker ->
qyv begins in a l;
van-cleef 'i can`t wait'
charlotte shuffles
amf waits
honeybunny coughs
qyv lags and then begins his oratory
teleman sneezes
eldar waits p[atiently
frenchie blows his nose
van-cleef brushes his horse one last time
bluemeat stands expectantly
qyv begins...
Description of 'van-cleef:21' (currently in nikki's wedding chapel)
A crazed madman with a passion for mutilation.
They last typed something 7 Seconds ago
eldar 'shh!'
qyv 'Dearly beloved we are gathered here today to witness the joing...'
Time is now Thu Mar 16 17:16:40 1995
Users in nikki's wedding chapel: unc teleman lydia ritchie
van-cleef aahz eldar nikki auroralexi frenchie bluemeat charlotte
qyv diana honeybunny amf
kuan shouts "LOUISE"
qyv 'in virtual matrimony of Lydia Catharine Bartlett and Andrew
Malcolm Forster...'
frenchie shouts "shhhh"
kitty shouts "LIAR KUAN"
honeybunny sighs
charlotte thinks lydia has a nice name
amf suggests .tell for the irritating shouters
bluemeat is
honeybunny nods
<+ guest:119 arrives from the common room +>
qyv 'Virtual Matrimony is a permanent, lasting, MONOChrome
institution, which...'
qyv 'requires a great deal of devotion.'
amf tells you ''
<'
diana coughs
van-cleef sniffs
frenchie sneezes
honeybunny cries
<+ guest:19 arrives from the common room +>
amf tells you ''
<'
<+ guest:127 arrives from the common room +>
qyv 'If there be any person here present who knows of any just cause
why thses two people may not be joined together in marriage, please
speak now - or forever hold your peace...'
charlotte bites her thumb
eldar sneezes
teleman fiddles with his cuff-links
qyv waits...
ritchie holds his piece :)
nikki smiles
van-cleef pauses...
diana grins
amf tells you ''
<+ ebenezer enters from the common room +>'
frenchie smiles
qyv 'No??'
frenchie 'nope'
amf grins
eldar 'nope'
van-cleef `s horse nayys
honeybunny cries
diana hugs hb
charlotte squeezes honeybunny's hand
qyv 'Good! Now Lydia Catherine bartlett, i would like you to please
repeat after me'
honeybunny hugs di
honeybunny hugs charl
qyv 'I Lydia Catherine Bartlett,'
lydia 'I Lydia Catherine Bartlett'
qyv 'Do take Andrew Malcolm Forster,'
lydia 'do take Andrew Malcolm Forster'
qyv 'to be my virtually wedded husband'
lydia 'to be my virtually wedded Husband'
qyv 'to love and to cherish'
lydia 'to love and to cherish'
qyv 'to have and to hold'
lydia 'to have and to hold'
qyv 'in sickness and in lag'
eldar 'sniffs'
lydia 'in sickness and in lag'
qyv 'for richer for poorer'
lydia stutters 'for for...'
van-cleef gasps...
frenchie holds his breath
lydia is nervous
lydia 'for richer or for poorer'
amf smiles
eldar grins
qyv smiles patiently
frenchie sighs
qyv 'for better or for worse'
lydia 'for better or for worse'
eldar sneezes
qyv 'till lack of net access do us part'
charlotte crosses her fingers
lydia 'till lack of net access do us part'
qyv smiles
frenchie takes a picture
piersp shouts "help"
eldar 'can't look'
qyv 'And now Andrew Malcolm Forster, please repeat after me:'
nikki :)
qyv 'I Andrew Malcolm Forster'
bluemeat 'I Andrew Malcolm'
bluemeat mumbles incoherently 'Forster'
qyv 'do take Lydia Catherine Bartlett'
eldar grins
bluemeat 'do take Lydia Catherine Bartlett'
kuan shouts "madonna you are a tart -*compliment*-"
bluemeat starts to cry
qyv 'to be my virtually wedded wife'
diana hugs andy
charlotte sympathizes
honeybunny cries
van-cleef wets his pants
eldar pats andy on the back
bluemeat 'to be my virtually wedded Wife'
madonna shouts "thank u"
qyv wipes his sweaty brow
nikki grins
qyv 'to love and to chrish'
amf smiles
bluemeat 'to love'
bluemeat 'and'
mav shouts "Madonna's not a bad singer, either! ;)"
charlotte holds her breath
bluemeat pauses
bluemeat 'to cherish'
honeybunny waits
qyv 'to have and to hold'
bluemeat 'to have and to hold'
madonna shouts "u r in my good books Mav"
qyv 'in sickness and in lag'
charlotte decides to start brething again
bluemeat 'in sickness and in lag'
mav shouts "Thanks Madonna!"
qyv 'for richer or for poorer'
eldar may have a heart attack soon
honeybunny cries
bluemeat 'for richer'
charlotte hugs hb
qyv 'for better or for worse'
butcher shouts "is Chris about?"
madonna shouts "Kuan> I'll show you a tart"
bluemeat pauses to regain his compusure
nikki is enjoying this
bluemeat 'or for poorer'
charlotte is slightly confused
honeybunny hugs charl
qyv got distracted, some nit is msg-ing
kuan shouts "no thanks i want to stay free of any diseases(especially
the ones i've never caught before)"
madonna shouts "I am a tart"
honeybunny nods maging me too
ritchie shouts "stop shouting or I'll nominate you all!"
qyv 'for better or for worse'
bluemeat 'for better or for worse'
Time is now Thu Mar 16 17:26:54 1995
qyv 'till lack of net access do us part.'
bluemeat 'till lack of net'
bluemeat cries
honeybunny cries
madonna shouts "Mav> U r a saucy beast"
charlotte wants to hug bm
charlotte hugs hb
bluemeat pauses again to get a grip
bluemeat 'access'
qyv looks on benignly
bluemeat 'do us part'
<- diana leaves the talker ->
charlotte thinks bm is really hamming this up
qyv 'Thank yo both'
eldar agrees
bluemeat is too emotional
madonna shouts "yes amf"
<+ diana breezes in from the common room +>
frenchie initiates a mexican wave in the chappel
diana ''
honeybunny jumpd for joy!
qyv 'And now if you would both like to exchange rings as a sign of the
everlasting bond of love between you.'
bluemeat is relieved
eldar cheers
van-cleef screams "Yeeaaahhh!!!"
charlotte laughs
bluemeat 'amf? have you got the ring?'
amf grins
amf summons the ring
charlotte is shaking with nerves
amf gives the ring to bluemeat
eldar is impressed with amf's magic
bluemeat laughingly takes the ring and puts it on lydia's finger
<- guest:33 exits to vaxc.livjm.ac.uk ->
lydia gives andy one
lydia 'a ring!'
charlotte laughs
qyv 'you may kiss the bride'
frenchie 'oh yeah'
honeybunny cries
eldar laughs
qyv 'you may kiss the groom'
bluemeat kisses lydia
teleman cheers!!!
lydia kisses bluemeat
charlotte hugs hb
ritchie 'Okay, hymn 247 - Spod Divine in Mono Excelcing'
frenchie cheers loudly
nikki cheers
eldar cheers
van-cleef passes out....
honeybunny jumps
unc sheds a single tear
amf grins
qyv waits...
diana gives lydia back her bouquet
gawlovell shouts "HOORAYYY!! Where's the reception?"
honeybunny cires
eldar sings out of tune!
charlotte nearly faints
amf smiles
lydia hugs charlotte
van-cleef needs some water
<- ritchie vanishes in a puff of logic to their psychedelic
breakfast ->
diana hugs everyone
charlotte hugs lydia
honeybunny cries
charlotte hugs diana
nikki 'i belive its qyvs place next folks'
amf smiles
Users in nikki's wedding chapel: unc teleman lydia guest:19
van-cleef diana aahz eldar nikki auroralexi frenchie bluemeat
charlotte qyv guest:119 honeybunny guest:127 amf
Nikki's Place is awash with delicate ivory backdrops and is lit by
pale candlelight which flickers from candles set all about the room
Flowers of deepest red roses and clinging vines of emerald ivy
spray
from
every surface. A
crimson carpet has been laid and chairs of plush red velvet have
been set for
the welcome guests.A whimsical tune plays on the piano and a harp
is broughtto life amid white marble cherubs. Guests mingle and mill
Exits: seqiro diana aahz ritchie eldar (konjo alchemist ethera pie
weirdbeard anthony)
Invites: amf nikki
qyv 'And now finally, all that remains is the signing of the register,
if you woulfd like to follow me?'
teleman congratulates bm
You cannot go to 'qyv'
eldar 'hugs bm and lydia'
amf 'no link'
frenchie slaps bmon the back
eldar 'congratulations'
jules shouts "Congrats guys...."
<+ ritchie appears in a puff of logic from the common room +>
van-cleef 'nice one bm'
ritchie erks
nikki congrats bm and lydia
honeybunny 'congratulations!'
<- lydia goes to qyv's Marriage Registry ->
butcher shouts "quieten down will yez"
<- bluemeat leaves coyly to qyv's Marriage Registry ->
<- qyv as befits a Net.Vicar, serenely walks to their Marriage
Registry ->
<- amf the doomwatcher disappears to qyv's Marriage Registry ->
<- frenchie waves g'night and puts on his hat to qyv's Marriage
Registry ->
<- ritchie vanishes in a puff of logic to qyv's Marriage Registry
->
van-cleef 'awwwwww'
<- diana wanders out to qyv's Marriage Registry ->
<# you go to qyv's Marriage Registry #>
Users in qyv's Marriage Registry: lydia ritchie diana frenchie
bluemeat qyv amf
You are standing in an Oak-panelled room. A Certificate of
Adoption being particularly prominent on the far wall, but you
have no time to examine it more closely as you are here to sign
the Official Register of Marriages in order that your NET.Marriage
will be recorded for posterity. In the middle of the room you
notice a table with the *Register of Marriages* open upon it, ready
for *you* to enter the details of the Net.Wedding and for both of
*you* to sign.
----- -----
Exits: guvnor aahz nikki (kiyo sid_jinks tashman garibaldi crayfish
babychaos weryl coke)
Invites: amf nikki
<+ nikki arrives nervously from their wedding chapel +>
<+ eldar fades in from nikki's wedding chapel +>
<+ honeybunny pushes past everyone from nikki's wedding chapel +>
<+ teleman arrives with a squeel of rubber from nikki's wedding
chapel +>
<+ van-cleef gallops in like a crazed madman from nikki's wedding
chapel +>
<+ guest:127 arrives from nikki's wedding chapel +>
<+ unc shuffles conspicuously from nikki's wedding chapel +>
<+ aahz walks solemly in from nikki's wedding chapel +>
<+ guest:119 arrives from nikki's wedding chapel +>
amf 's guest is in here, with a capture file, now
amf chuckles
ritchie grins
honeybunny cries
qyv hopes that this is it cos the room is now locked
diana hugs hb
van-cleef gallops in
bluemeat poses for a photo with lydia
unc wonders if we should all be watching this
diana 'why not?'
qyv passes a pen to the groom
lydia 'yes.. you should..'
eldar takes a photo or twenty
amf watches
honeybunny 'you need to have witnessess'
Description of 'lydia:17' (currently in qyv's Marriage Registry)
Here comes the bride...resplendant in a gown of palest pink taffeta
and lace. Her flushed, nervous face is covered by a beautiful veil
and a long shimmering train brushes the ground as she walks. She is
holding a bouquet of freshly cut tea roses.
They last typed something 9 Seconds ago
frenchie shoots off a whole reel of film in 30 secs flat
ritchie will be a witness
nikki take a piccy to
diana kisses unc :)
Description of 'bluemeat:79' (currently in qyv's Marriage Registry)
Andy is wearing a grey morning suit. He is wearing top hat and
tails, and his hair is tied back, and can be seen from behind. He
is wearing a pink cravate, and a carnation of similar shade. There
is a silent air to him, almost of nervousness.
They last typed something 24 Seconds ago
bluemeat signs nervously : A. M. Forster
diana 'never mind'
<- exits ** socket invalid ->
qyv smiles
ritchie witnesses it
nikki is a witness
eldar '??'
amf grins at the leaky satellite
honeybunny cries
bluemeat hands the pen to lydia
honeybunny 'charl can't get in!!'
van-cleef 'tough'
frenchie takes some more photo's
nikki 'she has to go via my place'
<+ charlotte arrives from nikki's wedding chapel +>
lydia lydia signs her name : L.C.Bartlett
Time is now Thu Mar 16 17:33:04 1995
eldar applauds vigourously
bluemeat thinks the witnesses have to sign next
nikki will sign
lydia hands pen to nikki
qyv takes the pen and signs beneath both signatures
honeybunny cries
van-cleef looks for the wedding presents...
nikki takes the pen and signs on the dotted line
frenchie appluads raucously
Description of 'nikki:40' (currently in qyv's Marriage Registry)
-
although still dressed in black he has tidied up his appearance
somewhat and now sports a black rose in one buttonhole...
-
They last typed something 5 Seconds ago
honeybunny nods
bluemeat 'presents are in my reception room..'
nikki 'anyone else need tyo sign?'
bluemeat thinks that's it
qyv signs Matthew Gerard Cope with his own pen
ritchie 'don't know'
frenchie will sign if necessary
lydia throws the bouquest
honeybunny cries
lydia 'bouquet'
diana catches it
ritchie 'ooooh'
lydia cheers
qyv puts the name of the Church besides it
diana grins
honeybunny smiles
ritchie 'diana and unc next then?'
eldar catches the boquet
bluemeat applauds
van-cleef `s horse eats it
diana 'ritchie> dont be silly'
gawlovell shouts "Hooray Can I kiss the bride?"
amf grins
charlotte starts to cry
bluemeat 'recpetion in my room!!!'
nikki 'okdokes'
bluemeat 'reception even!'
<- unc makes a break to bluemeat's reception room ->
honeybunny carries on crying
ritchie 'sorted'
<- ritchie vanishes in a puff of logic to bluemeat's reception room
->
frenchie starts a mexican wave to bm's room
<- van-cleef gallops off into the vast yonder to bluemeat's
reception room ->
<- amf the doomwatcher disappears to bluemeat's reception room ->
<- nikki leaves looking incredibly happy to bluemeat's reception
room ->
eldar 'my pub's open as well :)'
<- qyv as befits a Net.Vicar, serenely walks to bluemeat's
reception room ->
<# you go to bluemeat's reception room #>
Users in bluemeat's reception room: unc ritchie van-cleef nikki qyv
amf
Looking around, you can see many tables full of food. There is a
banner saying "Congratulations Andy & Lydia on your wedding" as
well as Pink heart shaped balloons around the walls. There is a
pile of presents (unopened) in the corner.
-
Exits: seqiro (frood vornskr hupff viggen dr_chaos qyv nednasty)
Invites: amf nikki
<+ bluemeat arrives nervously from qyv's Marriage Registry +>
<+ frenchie walks in and takes off his hat from qyv's Marriage
Registry +>
qyv 'brb'
<+ diana breezes in from qyv's Marriage Registry +>
<+ teleman arrives with a squeel of rubber from qyv's Marriage
Registry +>
amf 's guest is now in here
<+ eldar fades in from qyv's Marriage Registry +>
<+ aahz walks solemly in from qyv's Marriage Registry +>
qyv 'sorting out a messanger'
nikki grins at bluemeat!
<- qyv leaves the talker ->
<+ charlotte arrives from qyv's Marriage Registry +>
nikki 'blue> your entrane is the sdame as myne!'
eldar 'brb'
<- eldar fades out to their Net.Local ->
frenchie pops open bottle of champers
bluemeat grins
<+ honeybunny pushes past everyone from qyv's Marriage Registry +>
teleman goes straight for the food
nikki thinks thats cool!
<+ guest:119 arrives from qyv's Marriage Registry +>
van-cleef gives a sausage roll to frenchie
honeybunny sits
ritchie 'bluemeat is afk'
diana coughs :(
charlotte sits next to honeybunny
honeybunny grins
frenchie take sos roll
unc hugs di
aahz congratulates bluemeat and lydia
amf coughs
daltan shouts "Zeki are you here?"
diana hugs unc
charlotte hugs hb, diana and lydia
amf is supposed to make a speech ;-)
unc 'toast to the bride and groom'
kuan shouts "he's gone"
frenchie shouts "speech SPEECH"
honeybunny hugs everybody
amf laughs
<+ lydia arrives from their house +>
diana Facnies some toast :)
nikki 'yes!'
honeybunny cries again
lydia is here finally..
van-cleef `s horse starts naying
<- lydia leaves the talker to edit their description ->
nikki 'SPEECH!'
amf clears his throat
diana 'and some champagne come to think of it :)'
charlotte is confused
<+ lydia enters the talker +>
nikki 'be quiet please and listen to amy'
frenchie chants SPEECH SPEECH SPEECH SPEECH SPEECH SPEECH
<+ qyv enters the talker +>
bluemeat 'shush!'
ritchie 'yeah'
qyv fades in...
amf 'it is with great pleasure that we are gathered here today...'
amf drones on ;-)
van-cleef `s horse drops a humungous pile of shit on the floor
teleman downs a glass of chamagne and gets another
<+ eldar fades in from nikki's wedding chapel +>
amf thinks that this is a very happy time
ritchie falls asleep
diana gets tipsy on champagne
qyv smiles
amf drones some more
charlotte takes a sip of champagne
honeybunny cries
amf is never very good at speeches, cos he emotes ;-)
amf chuckles
qyv is very relieved to get the first marriage over
charlotte hugs hb
eldar has a beer
frenchie 'time for a speech from the groom I think'
honeybunny hugs charl
nikki 'qyv> did a god job'
van-cleef slips in it
amf smiles
eldar 'go on amy....'
qyv 'nikki> thanks'
amf pokes eldar ;-)
charlotte claps for a speech
eldar 'good job as well'
teleman eyes the bridesmaids
bluemeat attempts his speech
honeybunny cries
diana doesnt want to be eyed
qyv 'nikki> distracted part way through due to a drunken welsh lady on
messages'
charlotte hugs hb
ritchie comforts honeybunny
honeybunny cries
bluemeat 'I'd like to thank everyone for turning up, most notably amf for
being'
charlotte 'don't cry!'
Users in bluemeat's reception room: unc teleman lydia ritchie
van-cleef diana aahz eldar nikki frenchie bluemeat charlotte qyv
guest:119 honeybunny amf
nikki 'qyv> bummer :('
honeybunny 'i can't not...'
amf smiles
daltan shouts "Kuan when will he be back?"
amf is.
ritchie cheers
eldar has another beer
qyv 'nikki> yeah'
bluemeat 'my best man.. I'd like to thank qyv for the ceremony, nikki for
letting us'
nikki 'yep letting u ;)'
charlotte raises glass
qyv smiles cherubically
nikki :)
ritchie has nominated the ppl that were shouting during the ceremony :)
amf grins
ritchie 'toast to the bride and groom!'
diana 'oh dear'
nikki 'ritch> good idea'
eldar gets a passing glass of champagne
charlotte hugs diana
van-cleef toasts them
bluemeat 'use the church.. But most of all, Lydia, for being the most
beautiful person on the planet..'
unc 'groom and bride'
diana hits unc :)
charlotte pukes
amf chuckles
<+ gawlovell arrives from their barn +>
honeybunny cries
eldar 'hopw sweet'
van-cleef smacks diana
teleman 'cut the cake!'
qyv comforts Charlotte
diana '!'
charlotte hugs hb
bluemeat 'oi! no fighting!'
honeybunny hugs charl
amf 'cut the carp!'
frenchie 'proffers cigars'
van-cleef 'sorry'
charlotte 'it wasn't a real puke'
diana weeps
gawlovell takes a cigar
honeybunny cries
unc hugs di
bluemeat takes lydia's hand and knife
amf smiles
<+ norm enters from the common room +>
eldar sips the champagne
charlotte hugs diana and honeybunny
diana is sulikng
ritchie 'hi norm'
qyv 'hi norm'
eldar 'lo norm'
lydia and bluemeat cut the cake
unc 'hi NoRM'
charlotte 'don't sulk di'
aahz greets NoRM
eldar cheers
amf grins
frenchie 'lo norm'
diana 'hi norm babes :)'
bluemeat 'ello NoRM'
ritchie 'your mum'
van-cleef cuddles diana
charlotte claps
eldar takes a photo
bluemeat thinks norm is a bit late
bluemeat 'cake?'
diana 'ritchie> your entire family'
ritchie 'you missed it norm - har har'
nikki thinks norm is fake ;)
ritchie 'norm never fakes'
diana gives norm some champagne
amf chuckles
nikki thinks amyf does tho ;)
qyv nods an smiles
aahz smiles
honeybunny cries
gawlovell would like some cake please
nikki wants to monoadm come to his wedding amy ;)
amf examines the cake
daltan shouts "Kuan come to the talker"
amf will arrange it that, nikki ;-)
bluemeat 'thers''
van-cleef sneaks away a couple of big presents..
nikki 'amf> thanks :) can be ur wedding present ;)'
eldar wonders who did that ghost....
bluemeat 'there's no files in it..'
amf considers the wallpaper
amf grins at eldar
lydia kisses andy
bluemeat kisses lydia
charlotte gives lydia and andy a pressie
gawlovell kisses lydia
eldar is considering nomming whoever it was....
honeybunny cries
qyv chuckles
<+ /\/\onoadm enters the talker +>
diana laughs
eldar 'grins eeeevilly'
bluemeat grins
ritchie 'hi abs'
nikki laffs
amf pokes dave
diana 'hiya dave ;)'
charlotte 'can i hug bluemeat?'
qyv smiles
qyv 'hi dave'
<- van-cleef gallops off into the vast yonder to the common room ->
lydia is poked by daver
ritchie thinks you probably can
lydia 'dave'
unc makes apologies and leaves.
bluemeat gets jealous
charlotte hugs bluemeat
<- unc makes a break to their closet ->
bluemeat 'thanks'
honeybunny sits in a corner
charlotte hugs hb
honeybunny hugs charl
charlotte 'are you alright?'
qyv tells you 'that was a nice ghost (:*'
ritchie grins
amf tells you 'and that was a nice false tell'
honeybunny is okish
nikki grins
eldar sits in another corner and contemplates the world
amf chuckles
<+ jules boldly leaps from gawlovell's barn +>
aahz smiles
<** /\/\onoadm congratulates the Happy Couple **>
charlotte hugs honeybunny
eldar tells you 'no this is a fake tell'
gawlovell hugs and kisses honeybunny
amf grins
gawlovell 'honey> you look radiant'
qyv chuckles
<- /\/\onoadm leaves the talker ->
<- diana leaves the talker ->
jules grins and hugs all who want hugging
honeybunny cries
<- diana exits to *proton ->
charlotte 'don't cry!'
<- guest:119 goes to the common room ->
gawlovell comforts honeybunny
<+ van-cleef gallops in like a crazed madman from the common room
+>
eldar is a bit slow here! DOH!
van-cleef 'thanks blue'
bluemeat 's'ok..'
charlotte starts to cry too
gawlovell shakes blues' hand
nikki erks
gawlovell 'nice service'
bluemeat 'thanks'
van-cleef 'Who fancies a dance?'
nikki 'the wedding took about 45minutes in all'
charlotte hugs bluemeat
amf nods
qyv nods
amf 'yep'
charlotte 'well done andy!'
teleman 'where is the honeymoon going to be?'
qyv smiles
eldar 'yep'
bluemeat '1:15 till nikki's'
van-cleef 'lets go groovers...'
amf 's guestie is leaving shortly
bluemeat 'stockholm'
nikki 'yep :)'
van-cleef wiggles away
honeybunny has to go
<# you go to amf's wilderness #>
Users in amf's wilderness: (** NO ONE **)
-+=*=+- AMF the Doomwatcher's Wilderness -+=*=+-
Stretching off towards the horizon, this desolate plane is without
form or structure, and recedes towards a distant mountain range,
above which, the sun is rising. It is strangely calm, and though a
cool wind blows, it does not detract from the tranquility of this
place, which is beautifully peaceful. Surrounded by solemnity, you
feel an inner harmony rise within you, for this is the wilderness.
If you have a problem, AMF may be able to help you. Ask!
Exits: xela aahz (crayfish weirdbeard dr_chaos ethera nosferatu
killerwatt madbob coke)
Invites: amf (nikki)