Kroz & Scruffy's net.wedding
n_i_n 'not quite'
<- tugs smiles ecstatically and nips out to hoover's Reception Room ->
kroz shouts "All for the wedding, you will have to go via my place! Ask
me for an .invite personally"
loon is getting lagged...
basler shouts "pricefixer, where are you?"
pogo 'where is pie'
<+ tugs wanders in looking amazingly happy from cakes's Limo
Service +>
Users in pie's Wedding Chapel: djerque pogo tugs funkydung loon
metalhead n_i_n kroz amf ritchie madmatt
--==** The Chapel **==--
A small white chapel set in a peaceful glen. You enter and
immediately notice the profusion of flowers. Sprays of ivy twine
amongst the pews, kissed by white roses and lily of the valley.
The people and burnished wood pews are painted with watercolour
light dripping through leaded windows. A pianist plays softly,
only to break off, and begin again. It is the strains of
Mendelsohn's "Here Comes the Bride".
The bride advances, glowing as if the candles set about the room
have lit her from inside..
Time is now Thu Mar 9 16:32:37 1995
scruffy shouts "can I come Kroz?"
<+ diana breezes in from their massage parlour +>
djerque 'pie isn't on the talker.'
ritchie 'brb'
<- ritchie leaves the talker ->
n_i_n 'invite me then kroz'
amf 'switches on the capture file'
<- funkydung leaves throwing a wibbly to uggi's uggihole ->
madmatt 'you are already there knin'
<+ qyv greets everyone as they phase in from ritchie's psychedelic
breakfast +>
pogo 'pie should hurry up this wedding is gonna be late'
<+ unc shuffles conspicuously from diana's massage parlour +>
djerque 'And forgets emotes and switching off the attributes ...'
amf 'everything is now going to disc, folks ;-)'
n_i_n 'yo matt'
metalhead wonders how amf got white text
<+ ritchie enters the talker +>
amf 'sorry, djerque ;-)'
ritchie 'right'
diana 'hi sweetie :)'
prince shouts "HI ALL"
madmatt 'yo nin'
ritchie is ignoring all messages
amf nods
n_i_n 'yo prince'
imfs shouts "hi prince"
redwarf shouts "lo prince"
madmatt shouts "yo prince"
pogo 'pie hasnt been typing for 9 mins'
<- ritchie leaves the talker ->
madmatt 'met prince earlier'
metalhead shouts hey prince come to pie's
<+ ritchie enters the talker +>
qyv moves to the front of the room
ritchie 'yeah pie has crashed'
n_i_n shouts "hello prince"
djerque shouts "Quiet, this is a place of worship!"
metalhead shouts "hey prince come to pie's"
ritchie pigns her site
<- ritchie leaves the talker ->
madmatt 'we were spodding at riker's enterprise bridge'
n_i_n 'eh?'
metalhead 'eh amd?'
<- diana wanders out to their massage parlour ->
madmatt 'someone called riker'
bish shouts "stop shouting you load mouthed !"$%#$%#%#$ ppl"
metalhead thinks mad is talkin crap
nikki shouts "CAN ANYONE GET INTO PIES?"
<- amf the doomwatcher disappears to their wilderness ->
n_i_n 'oh!'
<- qyv leaves the talker ->
<+ thargon ,after a long consultation,walks in from scruffy's and
kroz's desert island +>
bangle shouts "someone invite me to the wedding!"
<+ ritchie enters the talker +>
lydia shouts "no!"
<+ qyv enters the talker +>
womble shouts "NO"
madmatt is not talkin crap.. ask prince
loon thinks maybe pie's boss is with her...
gmother shouts "stop the shouting please"
<+ scruffy walks down the aisle from their and kroz's desert island
+>
kroz shouts "Pie's placce is linked to mine!"
cannon shouts "*8)"
<- scruffy leaves with a wave to their and kroz's desert island ->
darien shouts "Please be quiet! Some of us are trying to have private
conversations here!"
pogo 'ppl dont swaer in this place of worship'
<+ tnt AppearsFromTheDarknessOfTheRafters from scruffy's and kroz's
desert island +>
metalhead 'sorry dude'
<+ irish arrives from scruffy's and kroz's desert island +>
<+ amf the doomwatcher appears from their wilderness +>
ritchie 'slow down you lot'
scruffy shouts "linked to me too!"
n_i_n "i'm in pie's room, prince!"
amf smiles
diana shouts "and me"
<- metalhead falls out in a kind of horrible mad way to the common
room ->
tnt 'brb msg'
<- tnt leaves the talker ->
thargon 'brb msg'
<+ flippy does up his flies and arrives from scruffy's and kroz's
desert island +>
<+ vampyr arrives in a foul mood from the common room +>
amf had a feeling this would happen ;-)
<- thargon leaves the talker ->
ritchie 'umm right'
flippy 'phew...'
ritchie 'pie's site is lagged like anything'
<+ tnt enters the talker +>
kroz 'hmm'
loon can't keep up with the lag.
basler shouts "I knew I was right"
madmatt 'what the hell's goin' on?'
flippy 'Not connected pie-->kroz'
tnt 'ok'
vampyr makes it just in time....
n_i_n 'so wheres this wedding then?'
kroz 'fuck'
amf hopes the hard disc on this mac doesn't get filled ;-)
ritchie just ran ping on it
tugs sighs....gotta go rsn... :(
Users in pie's Wedding Chapel: djerque pogo tugs qyv flippy loon
vampyr tnt n_i_n kroz irish unc amf ritchie madmatt
A small white chapel set in a peaceful glen. You enter and
immediately notice the profusion of flowers. Sprays of ivy twine
amongst the pews, kissed by white roses and lily of the valley.
The people and burnished wood pews are painted with watercolour
light dripping through leaded windows. A pianist plays softly,
only to break off, and begin again. It is the strains of
Mendelsohn's "Here Comes the Bride".
The bride advances, glowing as if the candles set about the room
have lit her from inside..
flippy 'I had to go kroz-->scruffy-->pie'
<+ diana breezes in from their massage parlour +>
<+ funkydung arrives in a Syncopated Pandemonium from uggi's
uggihole +>
<+ lunatic arrives within her cloud of smoke from scruffy's and
kroz's desert island +>
qyv shouts "are the bride and groom here?"
ritchie shouts "yeah"
pogo 'dont worry long as you here'
flippy 'So, can I be father of the bride?'
<- lunatic leaves within a poof of smoke to scruffy's and kroz's
desert island ->
<- tnt DisappearsBackToTheDarknessOfTheRafters to scruffy's and
kroz's desert island ->
madmatt 'dunno, shall we go?'
n_i_n 'who' gettin' hitched?'
<+ bex arrives from scruffy's and kroz's desert island +>
(A more upbeat description for today's lucky couple :)
Well, dj's just about managed to get out of bed and into a wedding
suit, complete with all the bits and pieces. Oh, and he's not
sporting horrible accessories like cameras, videos, capture files!
They last typed something 8 Seconds ago
pogo 'can i be best man'
<+ thargon enters the talker +>
<- vampyr vanishes to scruffy's and kroz's desert island ->
diana 'kroz and scruffy'
madmatt 'kroz and scruffy methinks'
kroz 'No, I have a best man'
<+ appleman crashes through a closed window from scruffy's and
kroz's desert island +>
flippy 'So, can I be father of the bride?'
Qyv is wearing a pale green suit, with a plain white shirt, and a
patterned tie. The tie you notice immediately is of a rather
special design, of Qyv's own invention, with a large golden 'Q'
centred on the darker background of the tie itself.
pogo 'sob sob'
appleman 'hello'
madmatt 'sorry'
n_i_n 'when and where?'
diana 'now here'
-+=*=+- AMF the Doomwatcher -+=*=+-
Cloaked in black, this wizened figure is surrounded by an intense
aura of power. Smiling benevolently at you, he commands the forces
of order and chaos. If you have a problem, he can help you. Ask!
pogo 'can i be page boy'
uggi shouts "will someone invite me to the wedding please ?"
amf sighs
madmatt 'no... somewhere around here'
<+ ritchie appears in a puff of logic from scruffy's and kroz's
desert island +>
haxx shouts "-+*CONGRATS FROM ALL OF US!*+-"
qyv waits
amf 'my guestie is being messaged!'
<+ pie slopes in from the common room +>
djerque grins.
<+ lunatic arrives within her cloud of smoke from scruffy's and
kroz's desert island +>
loon asks his neighbour to wake him when it's all over...
madmatt 'now... i meant'
qyv 'hi pie'
<+ the_sheep plods in slowly from scruffy's and kroz's desert
island +>
djerque 'Hi pie!'
ritchie 'ah pie's here'
diana 'hi pie :)'
pogo 'yee'
funkydung 'hi pie'
pogo 'pie'
tugs 'hi pie ;)'
irish 'hi sheep'
n_i_n shows quiet respect while pissed and stoned
lunatic 'hello everyone!'
appleman 'hi pie'
<+ vampyr arrives in a foul mood from scruffy's and kroz's desert
island +>
unc 'hi pie'
flippy 'hi pie'
the_sheep 'hi irish'
kroz shouts "CAN EVERYONE PLEASE SHUT UP - TO GET TO PIE'S ROOM, GO VIA
MY ROOM AND SCRUFFY'S ROOM"
diana wonders where everyone's sittiong
pie 'Hello!'
cannon shouts "*8)"
the_sheep kisses irish
<+ guest:62 arrives from scruffy's and kroz's desert island +>
funkydung sniffs the floweres
loon 'hi pie'
<- kroz leaves the talker ->
madmatt 'hi pie'
gmother shouts "stop shouting"
<+ bluemeat arrives, hand in hand, with lydia from scruffy's and
kroz's desert island +>
bluemeat 'yay!'
irish hugds the sheep
<+ hat waddles in from scruffy's and kroz's desert island +>
darien shouts "STOP SHOUTING."
flippy 'So, can I be father of the bride?'
n_i_n 'mmm'
<+ lydia arrives, hand in hand, with bluemeat from scruffy's and
kroz's desert island +>
the_sheep hugs irish
<- thargon leaves the talker ->
<+ toddy crawls through the cat flap from sherman's left elbow. +>
ritchie 'right are we ready?'
amf sighs
lunatic 'no you can't flip!!!!!'
<+ kroz enters the talker +>
<+ thargon enters the talker +>
toddy 'hello'
pogo shouts "can i be a page boy"
<+ major_tom arrives in his rocket from scruffy's and kroz's desert
island +>
madmatt 'let's get out of here'
appleman 'hi kroz'
major_tom 'WEHAY!'
<+ womble runs in, having escaped from scruffy's and kroz's desert
island +>
flippy 'pleez'
ritchie sits down at the organ
major_tom 'WEHAY!'
amf 'oi, nikki wants an invite'
womble 'wahey!!'
appleman w:greets kroz
djerque 'Everyone in this room, please stop shouting and talking
unnecessarily ... the organ's starting up.'
funkydung 'ah here they are!'
hat always cries at weddings
n_i_n sits down with madmatt
toddy 'music please meastro'
ritchie starts up the organ
professor shouts "*** Don't forget: tonite, 6pm, BBC2 ***"
hallatace shouts "no youre the brides maid"
funkydung sits next to womble and major_tom
lydia does too
<+ nikki connects from diana's massage parlour +>
tugs sits down on ritchies organ
<+ the_dragon appears in a puff of green smoke from scruffy's and
kroz's desert island +>
nikki 'aha'
<+ phipster gets the ball, turns and shoots from scruffy's and
kroz's desert island +>
ritchie laffs
qyv waits at the front of the room
thargon starts playing take me down to the ball park
funkydung 'ooer tugs'
nikki 'dianas is the only sodding link!'
phipster 'wow I'm here'
<- vampyr leaves the talker ->
tugs 'get tj jealous :)'
flippy gives scruffy away
<- vampyr exits to holly-fddi.csv.w ->
madmatt 'ooh errr tugs'
nikki 'diana can u do the honors dear'
ritchie 'is the groom here?'
n_i_n shouts "STOP SHOUTING THERES A WEDDING ON!!"
toddy sings
loon gets his camera out.
nikki straitens his suit
kroz shakes hat's hand
amf 'look at this place - it's full!'
qyv 'ritchie> yes'
madmatt 'nice one'
Users in pie's Wedding Chapel: lunatic djerque pogo tugs qyv
appleman funkydung bluemeat phipster lydia flippy loon bex guest:62
toddy the_dragon n_i_n the_sheep hat major_tom kroz diana nikki
irish unc womble amf pie ritchie thargon madmatt
A small white chapel set in a peaceful glen. You enter and
immediately notice the profusion of flowers. Sprays of ivy twine
amongst the pews, kissed by white roses and lily of the valley.
The people and burnished wood pews are painted with watercolour
light dripping through leaded windows. A pianist plays softly,
only to break off, and begin again. It is the strains of
Mendelsohn's "Here Comes the Bride".
The bride advances, glowing as if the candles set about the room
have lit her from inside..
<+ mav lands in his F16 Fighting Falcon from scruffy's and kroz's
desert island +>
bluemeat starts his video camera
nikki shakes krozs hand
funkydung pats kroz on the back
diana 'nik> eh?'
nikki 'congrats kroz'
toddy places a flower on his jacket
womble 'wheres uggi'
flippy 'is scruffy here?'
djerque 'ritchie> big loud music please.'
amf 's guestie is recording this
ritchie 'okay I think we're about ready'
nikki 'di> invite all the ppl'
phipster shakes kroz's hand
warlock shouts "WEDDING WHAT WEDDING???"
tugs prepares for duet with ritchie... >;-D
hat shakes kroz' fin
loon takes a pew
diana 'who???'
thargon opens his visor, its bloomin ot in there
toddy plays Gun'n Roses
ritchie starts playing the intro to the wedding march
<+ metalhead enters in a kind of horrible mad way from madmatt's
Mad Matt's Luxury cardboard box +>
n_i_n 'oh fuck'
major_tom 'Dunno...I'll tell her'
<+ prince Prince comes in from the PURPLE RAIN from madmatt's Mad
Matt's Luxury cardboard box +>
pie is inviting
nikki 'anyone thats left di'
toddy 'whoops wrong piece'
kroz 'hat my best man, you do have the ring, don'tcha?'
metalhead 'hey prince is comin'
hat 'yup'
amf chuckles
diana 'if they ask me i will'
nikki hugs pie
n_i_n 'yo metalhead sit down dude'
flippy 'scruffy isn't here'
tugs laughs...this is outrageous... :)))
prince 'HI THERE !!'
irish 'scruffy's on her way!'
metalhead 'cool'
lydia hugs bluemeat
cannon shouts "*8)"
madmatt 'whaddayamean of fuck'
loon wonders who the minister is?
pogo sits down peacefully
metalhead sits down
funkydung wants to kiss the bride
diana 'the brides supposed to be late!'
phipster sits down
mav asks everyone to take their seats, since he is the usher; the
brides family on the left, the grooms on the right...
sonic shouts "Bolton ACS officers bear grudges like nobodies business -
goodbye account once more"
ritchie is still playing the intro
n_i_n 'everyone better sit 'cos i think we've started'
nikki take a seat
ritchie 'hurry up'
metalhead 'hey nikki, you get the invite?'
funkydung sits on the aisle
<+ macross blasts in in their Valkyrie Fighter from scruffy's and
kroz's desert island +>
loon is seated.
unc sits
diana finds a seat
toddy sits down
<- flippy undresses and goes to scruffy's and kroz's desert island
->
the_sheep 'what about me???? me not family'
irish sits down
kroz 'Where should I sit, Mav? ;)'
amf sits quietly ;-)
bluemeat sits
<+ scruffy walks down the aisle from their and kroz's desert island
+>
djerque sits.
phipster is quiet
prince 'nin, metalhead where you sitting ??'
<+ tnt AppearsFromTheDarknessOfTheRafters from scruffy's and kroz's
desert island +>
the_sheep sits next to irish
<+ flippy does up his flies and arrives from scruffy's and kroz's
desert island +>
tugs sits in the aisle to keep both familys happy.
macross salutes all and takes a seat
ritchie 'okay'
scruffy arrives!
madmatt 'over here'
<+ blueyes eats his way from scruffy's and kroz's desert island +>
n_i_n 'sit down and have a beer sheep'
nikki 'music'
phipster gasps
metalhead 'over here dude'
tnt 'ok'
lydia sits next to bluemeat and puts his arm around him
qyv shouts QUIET!!!!!!!!!!
lunatic 'where do i sit????????'
diana 'at the front on the right kroz'
hat quaffs some home brewed parafin
professor shouts "*** Don't forget: tonite, 6pm, BBC2 ***"
mav 'KROZ > Please stand by the altar!!'
ritchie 'everybody shut up and let the vicar speak'
hallatace shouts "WHO IS GETTING MARRIED"
flippy walks scruffy sown the aisle
metalhead points to the corner
funkydung gets his hankie ready
loon waits
diana sits next to unc
madmatt has a beer
mav hands out the hymn books
lydia 'my arm even'
kroz stands by the altar ;)
the_sheep thanks n_i_n
prince 'thanx'
scruffy 'SHUT UP!'
amf levitates
scruffy grins
tnt walks with flippy and scruffy
ritchie is playing here comes the bride
prince 'sits down with rest of the gang...'
bluemeat objects to having his arms put round lydia
madmatt borrows nin's spliff
metalhead has a beer
qyv waits
scruffy walks with tnt and flippy
madmatt inhales
blueyes is very excited
amf watches
scruffy smiles at kroz
prince 'guzzles ale'
basler shouts "INVITE ME TO THE WEDDING"
kroz grins at scruffs
n_i_n has a shot of jd and passes it on
pie shouts "SHhhhh! Scruffy is here!"
flippy is gonna cry soon
madmatt give the joint back
major_tom 'Big crowd.......'
hat casts a quick invocation
metalhead 'hey madmatt'
djerque ignores the wideboys in the conversation.
bluemeat checks the tape & batteries in his betacam sp
Time is now Thu Mar 9 16:40:10 1995
warlock shouts "WHO IS GETTING MARRIED BASLER!!!"
the_sheep thanks n_i_n for the dj
womble whispers full house
irish holds the sheep's hand
<+ uggi on a bolt of fur-singing lightening from scruffy's and
kroz's desert island +>
madmatt takes a shot of jd and passes it on
flippy is nearly at the bottom of the aisle
major_tom 'A hymn, anyone?'
<+ armpit gets up and saunters off from scruffy's and kroz's desert
island +>
amf 's guestie is still operational
mav gets a few photos
kroz shouts "ONLY THE PEOPE WHO ARE SUPPOSED TO SPEAK, SPEAK. EVERYONE
ELSE, SHUT UP!"
metalhead 'hey madmatt'
the_sheep holds irish's hand
qyv watches as kroz and |Scruffy arrive at the fron to the room
n_i_n has anothe rpull on his joint then offers it on
major_tom 'uggi: sit here'
madmatt 'yo metalhead!'
loon waits
flippy offers his daughter to kroz
the_dragon farts
blueyes is silent
madmatt 'how about we blow the reception afterwards'
metalhead 'thought you didnt smoke dude'
Users in pie's Wedding Chapel: lunatic prince djerque pogo tugs qyv
appleman funkydung bluemeat phipster lydia flippy blueyes macross
uggi loon bex guest:62 metalhead toddy scruffy the_dragon armpit
tnt n_i_n the_sheep hat major_tom kroz diana nikki irish unc womble
amf mav pie ritchie thargon madmatt
madmatt '?'
n_i_n 'is it begun?'
scruffy looks surprised!
diana 'shhh!'
kroz 'If you mean Scruffy, Flipppy, I accept'
cannon shouts "*8)"
kroz :)
metalhead 'yeah cool21'
madmatt 'i changed my mind'
scruffy grins at kroz
scruffy hugs tnt
kroz grins at Scruffs
prince 'smiles'
amf 'who's the vicar?'
funkydung 'blesss this house ...'
qyv begins his speech
metalhead 'good one mad'
flippy 'yeah. (sob)'
blueyes is not saying a word
tnt hugs scruffy
pogo thinks how cute
n_i_n gives a witches brew to prince
bluemeat 'everyone shut up!'
scruffy smiles
qyv shouts "I AM THE VICAR!!!"
prince 'cor, cheers nin !!'
<+ highrise strolls in, Guitar across his back from scruffy's and
kroz's desert island +>
metalhead wants an exmoor beast
diana 'thanks for clearing that up'
amf smiles
<+ the bride has entered the talker +>
<+ andyb arrives from scruffy's and kroz's desert island +>
<+ gmother arrives from the garden of Eden from scruffy's and
kroz's desert island +>
macross is watching, a tear in his hardened, military eye
qyv smiles at the soon to be newly weds
<+ imfs arrives from scruffy's and kroz's desert island +>
scruffy shouts "SHUT UP!!!!! Please...."
prince 'passes BEAST to metalhead'
n_i_n 'oh commin' right up'
<- armpit leaves the talker ->
gmother 'hi all'
scruffy grins
gmother 'where's the bride?'
blueyes smiles
kroz laughs at amf's false <+ arrive +>
funkydung sniffs
madmatt 'laaa da da daaaa'
metalhead 'wow cheers prince'
prince '*hic*'
qyv asks the bride and groom to hold hands
amf grins
metalhead 'dada da dsa'
loon brushes a tear from his eye
scruffy holds kroz's hand
basler shouts "Heaven, where are you"
diana weeps
funkydung 'lag :('
kroz holds scruff's hand
<+ haxx wanders in from sherman's left elbow. +>
amf 'auw'
the_dragon farts
metalhead burps loudly
madmatt belches
sonic shouts "Goodbye cruel world - though I could well bring the weight
of the Psy dept down with me......."
flippy sniffs
qyv begins his speech
toddy sniffs
warlock shouts "I AM THE BLOKE WHO GETS THE GOOD LOOKING BRIDES MAIDS!!;)"
<- haxx surfs to tugs's house of happiness ->
metalhead 'sniff'
metalhead 'sniff'
gmother sniffs
funkydung always cries at weddings
imfs 'what abeautiful wedding'
imfs sniffs
mav secures the church
gmother 'where's the cake?'
the_dragon always farts at weddings
the_sheep cries
prince '*BELCH!!*'
highrise 'is qyv the priest?'
pogo is ready to cry
djerque sniffs.
metalhead is hungry
qyv 'Now we are garthered here to day to witness the marriage of
Scruffy to Kroz'
n_i_n snores
phipster sniffs
scruffy would like everyone to shut up now or sod off......
kroz 'So who's getting married?'
bluemeat 'the weddoing hasn't started yet so SHUT UP!'
kroz grins
funkydung puts his head on major_tom's shoulder
boo_radley shouts "can eveyone stop shouting please, some of us are trying to
sleep"
<+ vampyr arrives in a foul mood from the common room +>
<+ armpit enters the talker +>
madmatt has a beer surrepticiously behind the pew
metalhead 'gmother found the cake yet?'
scruffy yhinks it may be you, kroz!
kroz 'ME?!'
kroz :)
gmother 'nope'
qyv speaks first to Scruffy
metalhead 'bummer'
n_i_n awakes to the smell on dope
scruffy listen
vampyr pants his way back in....
highrise 'ok, lets all be quiet now'
prince shouts "GET ON WITH IT!...who wants another beer ??"
cannon shouts "*8)"
armpit sends best wishes
n_i_n 'me'
metalhead 'wow nin yer cool'
andyb 'the cake is in the fridge'
kroz listens to qyv, please shut up everyone!
amf smiles
<+ ebenezer arrives from the common room +>
flippy sits in the fromt row
metalhead 'want a beer'
madmatt 'ill have another'
gmother wants a glass of white wine
imfs 'i want some wdding cake'
blueyes is quiet all along
qyv 'Scruffy> do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded
Net.Husband?'
n_i_n skins up again
scruffy 'I do.'
<- madmatt is expelled to their Mad Matt's Luxury cardboard box ->
prince '*passes round beer*'
scruffy smiles
uggi goes all wibbly
metalhead skins up beside nin
flippy faints
kroz grins
metalhead 'hey nin'
unc hold di's hand
imfs 'thanx prince'
tnt catches flippy
prince 'skins up also'
funkydung bursts into tears
qyv speaks to Kroz
djerque 'Hi ebenezer'
vampyr decides to eat anyone who dont shut up.
pogo crys
funkydung 'shhh'
metalhead 'hey nin'
n_i_n lights up in a cloud of dope soke
scruffy shouts "EVERYONE SHUT UP NOW!!!!!!!!!!"
diana holds unc hands and weeps :)
n_i_n 'yeah?'
uggi hands funkydung a hanky
womble is finding this too emotional
<+ kitten pads into from ritchie's psychedelic breakfast +>
qyv 'Kroz> do you take this lady to be your lawfully wedded Wife?'
irish looks lovingly at the sheep
highrise breathes in, rises high and glides
ritchie plays soothing organ music in the background
mav hugs diana
scruffy squeezes kroz's hand
metalhead 'wanna make a jointasaurus'
Scruffy is wearing a simple white dress. She carries a bouquet of
spring flowers, and wears violets in her hair.......She is also
wearing a pendant lent to her by Pie. :)
kroz 'I do, if everyone else shuts up!'
loon smiles.
Kroz is wearing a nice black suit with the word "Bollocks"
embroidered on the jacket pocket. He has a carnation in his lapel,
and is hoping to hell that the best man has remembered the ring!
gmother laughs
lydia starts crying on bluemeats sholder
madmatt shouts "the groom is a lesbian!"
metalhead '?'
uggi passes round a box of tissues
flippy squeezes kroz's
amf focuses his guest at the bride and groom
the_sheep looks lovingly back
hat lloks worried
prince '*:)'
imfs sniffs again
lydia accepts
metalhead '*)'
imfs 'thanx ugi'
<- prince is expelled to their PAISLEY PARK RECORDING STUDIO ->
gmother takes a tissue and blows her nose
tugs 'uggi>won't need them till later :)'
kitten slips in at the back and watcdhes quietly
funkydung ~)
qyv now asks that the rings be exchanged between the bride and the
groom
metalhead asks mother for a tissue
funkydung :~)
kroz asks hat for the ring
hat searches for the ring
imfs 'well go on with it vicar'
n_i_n 'whos throwing people out?'
gmother gives mh a tissue
metalhead 'wanna make a jointasaurus nin?'
hat 'erm'
andyb zooms in for a close up with his video camera
kroz waits
scruffy smiles
loon worries about amf.
n_i_n 'ok dude'
hat hands it over
kroz 'Hat!?!?!'
the_dragon yawns
kroz 'Phew!'
loon aims his camera.
bluemeat 's batteries run out
metalhead 'I need yer help mate'
phipster cries
amf pokes his guest video camera device close to the vicar and the
couple
Qyv is wearing a pale green suit, with a plain white shirt, and a
patterned tie. The tie you notice immediately is of a rather
special design, of Qyv's own invention, with a large golden 'Q'
centred on the darker background of the tie itself.
qyv watches as this is done
kroz slips the ring on scruffy's finger
loon throughs some spares at bluemeat
n_i_n starts to help metalhead
imfs 'sobsob'
bluemeat changes battery
scruffy slips kroz's ring on his finger
phipster bursts into floods of tears
qyv smiles benignly
imfs 'sobsob'
metalhead 'nin> it takes two to roll it'
loon snaps awayt
toddy cheers
kroz :)
scruffy :)
amf grins
lydia cries more
djerque grins.
kitten just watches
diana hugs lydia
irish smiles
macross smiles to kroz + scruffy
blueyes 'KISS!!!'
phipster smiles
tugs grins
major_tom =
imfs sniffs louder and smiles
gmother hugs andyb
n_i_n starts rolling the MEGA joint
amf hears a screaming child, like all weddings should have
vampyr grins a highly uncharacteristic grin
cannon shouts "*8)"
lydia sniffles
phipster hugs anyone
imfs 'what a loud smooch'
andyb hugs gmother
metalhead 'nin> now listen, we need 18 fags....'
qyv shouts "Inow pronounce Kroz and Scruffy to be newly wedded
Net.Husband and Net.Wife"
<+ prince Prince comes in from the PURPLE RAIN from madmatt's Mad
Matt's Luxury cardboard box +>
pogo throws some confetti
tugs tosses 30kilos of rice on the happy couple
scruffy lags
major_tom =)
diana 'awwww'
amf 'auw'
imfs claps
kroz 'So what happened to "you may kiss the bride?"L: :)'
uggi 'waaaaah it's all so beautifulllllllll !'
metalhead '50 skins.....'
phipster cheers
loon keeps snapping...
andyb applaudes
scruffy kisses kroz
the_dragon 'Nin, would you like a light?'
mav cheers and throws his cap in the air!!
ritchie cheers
sukitoo shouts "congratulations"
kitten applauds
qyv 'you may kiss the bride, Kroz'
<- phipster leaves the talker ->
thargon cheers
blueyes 'KISS!!!'
blueyes 'KISS!!!'
haxx shouts "WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!"
<+ phipster enters the talker +>
blueyes 'KISS!!!'
toddy 'Hurrah!'
n_i_n pulls out 18 fags from his endless pockets
boo_radley shouts "that's so SAD!"
kitten jumps up and down
kroz snogs scruffs senseless!
djerque cheers.
ritchie shouts "Right, hymn 122 - he would would valiant spod"
diana cheers!
gmother 'A HAPPY ENDING!!'
metalhead '50 skins.....'
irish throws some confetti
unc cheers
amf laughs
highrise 'that didnt take long'
pie sobs
barking shouts "unlucky"
lydia gets a grip on herself
prince 'missed the wedding'
phipster cheers
mav performs a fly-by for Kroz and Scruffy in his F14 Tomcat
loon blows his nose noisily
tugs cheers!
macross applaudes
bluemeat 'sharklife'
qyv cheers
<+ madmatt bounces uncontrollably into from hoover's Reception Room
+>
funkydung gets a nosebleed
nikki grins
pie kisses Ritchie
diana hugs pie
the_sheep throws confetti
blueyes cheers
n_i_n 'got em somewhere'
andyb kisses gmother
ritchie kisses pie
metalhead 'fuck its busy'
toddy 'Looks for a drink'
nikki cort it on on camera :)
scruffy kisses kroz passionately!
pogo 'pogo joins in with the mega skinnin'
tnt 'welcome to the falmily bro'
qyv faints
blueyes kisses kitten
phipster hugs someone
hat '!OVAVU'
thargon 'cuts the dragons head off!!!'
highrise 'Eeeee what a lovely spread'
scruffy lags like hell......
ritchie shouts "ahem"
gmother gives andyb a peck on the cheek
amf levitates merrily
bluemeat 'pie> is that kiss or snog?'
funkydung snogs kroz
kitten hugs all
n_i_n hands out beers
ritchie shouts "no hymns?"
nikki shakes krozs hand again
jfas shouts "please will you stop shouting its not fucking clever."
madmatt whispers i'm back
mav congratulates the husband and wife
kroz shouts "*hurrah!*"
imfs 'ok food time now'
nikki 'well done dude'
prince '*passes round beer*'
diana feels left out of all this kissing!
major_tom 'Wait! I'm carrying kroz's baby!'
vampyr has to go again seeing as Warwick Uni is going to crash.....
scruffy shouts "YIPPEEE!!!!!"
pogo 'we want to see a decent snog'
irish hugs scruffy
hat 'can i shag all the bridesmaids now?'
unc kisses di
metalhead 'lo madmatt'
gmother wants some cake
macross hugs diana
lydia kisses bluemeat
mav shakes the men by the hand
tnt shakes kroz's hand, 'welcome to the family'
madmatt takes a beer
the_dragon grows two in the old head's pa
mav hugs and kisses the women
diana hugs mad
pie hugs Diana
pie 'Isn't it beautiful?'
djerque hugs everyone.
kitten offers her catering services (free) for the reception
phipster hugs scruffy
scruffy smiles
madmatt 'lo mett'
<- bex leaves the talker ->
n_i_n 'what now dude?'
diana 'mac even'
imfs congratulate the newleyweds
kroz :)
vampyr dons his black cload once again.
metalhead '*busy busy busy*'
amf thinks not!
amf is lagged
<- guest:62 leaves the talker ->
bluemeat 'photies'
flippy wakes up
phipster hands out pasties
tnt 'congratulations lil sis'
funkydung hugs himself
nikki 'ok'
flippy 'did I miss anything?'
blueyes tells kroz 'now you are not free...'
nikki 'everyone quiet'
vampyr waves to all he knows
scruffy is too :(
prince 'shakes blokes hand and kisses girls'
andyb passes cake with mini-eggs on top to gmother
irish kisses the sheep
funkydung wgheres the food and drink ?
toddy sniffs again
vampyr gives out congrats
nikki 'QUIET!!!!!!'
kroz 'Scruffs, throw the boquet!'
qyv hugs Scruffy
gmother looks around for andy
nikki 'picture tyme'
thargon 'the_dragon that's whatI like to see!!'
qyv hugs Kroz
ritchie 'right, reception then I think?'
pogo hugs all and goes home cos he cant stay at work all night
madmatt 'the reception'
amf hides behind a pillar
n_i_n hugs the babes
qyv hugs Pie
the_dragon 'FUNKY: Toasted sanger?'
nikki 'everyone over there by the wall'
loon can't keep up...
diana tries to catch the bouquet
amf 'look'
prince '*passes round beer*'
metalhead 'nin> now we need lots of different type of skins makings'
womble offers congratulations to the pair
tnt hugs everyone
pogo 'seya newly weds'
qyv hugs Amf
vampyr shoorts off......Stay happy.
Time is now Thu Mar 9 16:47:24 1995
scruffy throws her boquet in Wombles direction
mav hugs Kroz and Scruffy and performs another fly-by
<- pie leaves the talker ->
ritchie catches the boquet
funkydung catches the bouquet
<- vampyr leaves the talker ->
<- armpit leaves the talker ->
the_sheep kisses irish
irish catches the bouquet
nikki lines ppl up
gmother looks around for andy
nikki 'come on now'
womble jumps up and catches it
diana hugs irish
funkydung 'RITCHIE GOT THE BOUQUET!'
amf 'where we go now?'
madmatt hugs pie
lydia and bluemeat congratulate kroz & scruff
gmother 'let's go'
ritchie grins
metalhead 'wooh nin, is ther babes here?'
kitten thinks scruffy must've had a lot fo boquets
nikki 'ok kroz and scruffy in the middle'
the_dragon sets fire to the bouquet.
irish hugs diana
gmother 'yummy'
imfs 'hotel?'
tnt hugs pie
scruffy grins
amf suggests we go to hoovers room
mav offers to fly Kroz and Scruffy on their honeymoon
kroz thinks Moble caught the boquet!
loon marvles at the triplicating bouquet.
pogo hugs pie goodbye whilst crying
qyv hugs Diana, Kitten
nikki 'yeh'
djerque gets in.
kroz 'Womble'
n_i_n pulls out the ingredients for the MEGA joint from his pockets
kroz 'even'
gmother 'to the common room'
<- pogo leaves the talker ->
scruffy kisses kroz
tugs offers his congrats to kroz 'n' scruffy:)
highrise 'ok'
bluemeat 'oi! can't i speek for myself?'
<+ armpit enters the talker +>
<- gmother joins the wonderful outside world to the common room ->
kitten hugs qyv
kroz snogs scruffs
metalhead 'nin> now we need lots of different type of skins makings'
<+ pogo enters the talker +>
diana hugs qyv
lydia 'no.'
imfs 'we have to leave'
bluemeat 'ok then'
blueyes 'CAN WE START DRINKING YET???'
qyv is hugged
scruffy thanks everyone
mav offers to fly Kroz and Scruffy on their honeymoon
funkydung hugs all, turns on tunes in and cops out
thargon 'dragon> be a nice dragon now or I'll have to get knightly!!!'
prince '*passes round beer*'
toddy 'to the reception'
nikki 'OK PPL, TYME FOR THE RECEPTION'
prince '*passes round beer*'
<- amf the doomwatcher disappears to hoover's Reception Room ->
phipster gives kroz and scruffy his wedding present
macross jumps into his Valkyrie and performs a spectacular fly-by
<- imfs goes to highrise's HoneyThunder Hotel and Whiskey Bar ->
highrise 'Im going back to my Hotel'
ritchie sods off to hoover's room
tnt hugs qyv
metalhead 'right now I'll put in some skunk'
<- ritchie vanishes in a puff of logic to hoover's Reception Room
->
<+ cakes arrives from the common room +>
diana hugs scruffy + kroz
<- nikki exits ** socket invalid to hoover's Reception Room ->
<- djerque vanishes in a cloud of nitrogen to hoover's Reception
Room ->
the_dragon 'thargon: Do your worst.'
scruffy can't keep up!
funkydung 'bye bye'
<- toddy scatters over a large area to hoover's Reception Room ->
<- kroz leaves the talker ->
<- kitten pads slowly out to hoover's Reception Room ->
<- bluemeat leaves, hand in hand, with lydia to hoover's Reception
Room ->
loon agrees with amf.
metalhead 'what you got nin?'
<+ kroz enters the talker +>
<+ mij flies in with a slight buzzing sound from their web +>
mav offers to fly Kroz and Scruffy on their honeymoon
mav offers to fly Kroz and Scruffy on their honeymoon
qyv hugs TNT
mav offers to fly Kroz and Scruffy on their honeymoon
funkydung 'i have to go and eat a mushroom'
<- lydia leaves, hand in hand, with bluemeat to hoover's Reception
Room ->
<- loon wanders aimlessly off to to hoover's Reception Room ->
<- qyv waves, the air shimmers & they fade to to hoover's Reception
Room ->
<- prince Prince strolls out into the Purple Rain to hoover's
Reception Room ->
Users in hoover's Reception Room: prince djerque kitten qyv
bluemeat lydia loon toddy nikki amf ritchie
A huge room with a large circle of tables and a long table
presiding over the circle and the enclosed dance floor. A band
plays at one end of the room, and an open bar and buffet are at the
other. This reception is going to move!
A large banner reading "Felicitations Kroz and Scruffy" hangs over
the head table, and coloured balloons and streamers adorn the
walls.
nikki 'dunno lets count dude'
<+ unc shuffles conspicuously from pie's Wedding Chapel +>
toddy 'Ok bring out the food and drink'
<+ hat waddles in from pie's Wedding Chapel +>
<+ blueyes eats his way from pie's Wedding Chapel +>
heaven shouts "did i miss the wedding"
nikki 'most ever im sure'
djerque 'Amy did a .here on the capture.'
<+ madmatt bounces uncontrollably into from pie's Wedding Chapel +>
kroz shouts "There was one boquet, and Womble caught it"
kitten thinx, "chaos"
<+ flippy does up his flies and arrives from pie's Wedding Chapel
+>
<+ phipster gets the ball, turns and shoots from pie's Wedding
Chapel +>
qyv smiles
madmatt 'lo'
<+ kroz arrives in a puff of smoke from pie's Wedding Chapel +>
<+ mij flies in with a slight buzzing sound from pie's Wedding
Chapel +>
prince 'lo'
nikki 'i got the whole wedding btw ppl'
toddy 'lo'
amf 's video camera guestie is now in here
phipster 'lo'
mij 'how was it??'
bluemeat gives kroz & scruff a net.toaster as a present
<+ diana breezes in from pie's Wedding Chapel +>
djerque congratulates the radiant couple.
kitten wonders how she got here
unc waits for the consumation
<+ irish arrives from pie's Wedding Chapel +>
Users in hoover's Reception Room: prince djerque kitten qyv
bluemeat phipster lydia flippy blueyes loon toddy mij hat kroz
diana nikki irish unc amf ritchie madmatt
A huge room with a large circle of tables and a long table
presiding over the circle and the enclosed dance floor. A band
plays at one end of the room, and an open bar and buffet are at the
other. This reception is going to move!
A large banner reading "Felicitations Kroz and Scruffy" hangs over
the head table, and coloured balloons and streamers adorn the
walls.
nikki poses with amy fo the guesty
madmax shouts "THANKS FOR THE INVITATION"
<+ macross blasts in in their Valkyrie Fighter from pie's Wedding
Chapel +>
<+ thargon ,after a long consultation,walks in from pie's Wedding
Chapel +>
flippy 's logged the whols wedding
amf grins
prince 'passes Irish a pint of Guiness'
<- nikki leaves the talker ->
5' 10", dressed in black. a very cool bloke who is always helping
people and loves a good laugh. please dont shark me blokes! ;)
mij smiles
-+=*=+- AMF the Doomwatcher -+=*=+-
Cloaked in black, this wizened figure is surrounded by an intense
aura of power. Smiling benevolently at you, he commands the forces
of order and chaos. If you have a problem, he can help you. Ask!
thargon 'hello'
phipster pulls silly faces at the video camera
<+ tugs wanders in looking amazingly happy from pie's Wedding
Chapel +>
qyv has a sit down to recover from the stress of the service
irish thanx prince
<+ the_dragon appears in a puff of green smoke from pie's Wedding
Chapel +>
Yes, that's right! I've got dressed up for the wedding. Top hat and
tails job.
I still look bad
<+ mav lands in his F16 Fighting Falcon from pie's Wedding Chapel
+>
macross snaps a salute
kitten talks to qyv
<+ nikki enters the talker +>
prince '*passes round beer*'
irish looks for scruffy
hat gets pissed and moons at the camera
mij 'love to party folks, but i gotta go to A band practice'
<- tugs leaves the talker ->
<- kroz leaves in a puff of kroz to cakes's Limo Service ->
flippy gives scruffs and kroz a net.washing machine and a net.satellite
dish
blueyes desides to sit next to the bottles of vodka
djerque 'Bye mij!'
blueyes likes vodka
qyv 'kitten> hi, how are you, did you like it?'
lydia 'ok.. bye'
nikki 'rite'
<+ the_sheep plods in slowly from pie's Wedding Chapel +>
<- ritchie vanishes in a puff of logic to cakes's Limo Service ->
kitten missed most of it
mij wishes kroz and scruffy all the best
amf 'scruffy and kroz are at cakes place!'
nikki opens some beer
amf laughs
diana 'bye jim'
Scruffy is wearing a simple white dress. She carries a bouquet of
spring flowers, and wears violets in her hair.......She is also
wearing a pendant lent to her by Pie. :)
macross 'That was so beautiful......'
Kroz is wearing a nice black suit with the word "Bollocks"
embroidered on the jacket pocket. He has a carnation in his lapel,
and is hoping to hell that the best man has remembered the ring!
the_dragon '/exa thargon'
lydia 'can we eat yet?'
nikki 'we can strart on the beer then :)'
<+ ritchie appears in a puff of logic from cakes's Limo Service +>
uggi shouts "let's go"
phipster agrees
blueyes 'kitten>I'll tell you al about it'
irish hugs the sheep
hat 'gotta go kiddies.... see you arround'
A pale woman, with green eyes and a sprinkling of freckles. Her
blonde hair is piled atop her head, and she wears a dusky blue
dress and heels, but looks nowhere as radiant as the bride. She is
holding a set of limo keys, and looks strangly familiar.....
<- prince Prince strolls out into the Purple Rain to the common
room ->
<- madmatt buggers off to to pie's Wedding Chapel ->
the_sheep hugs irish
kitten 'thanx blueyes'
<- hat leaves the talker ->
phipster downs a can of beer
macross wonders if he will ever get married someday....
amf smiles
bluemeat 'they've got the prezzies yet!'
diana is sure he will
basler shouts "Anna, what's a lag"
phipster woners the same thing as macross
amf 'oh dear oh dear oh dear'
lydia thinks she will
amf grins
<- toddy leaves the talker ->
nikki 'yep'
<- ritchie leaves the talker ->
flippy gives scruffs and kroz a net.washing machine and a net.satellite
dish
thargon 'basler> she missed the s'
<+ pogo pogo too hard and fall from pie's Wedding Chapel +>
bluemeat gets worried
irish 'bye all'
nikki 'QUIET PLEASE'
nikki 'QUIET PLEASE'
<+ metalhead enters in a kind of horrible mad way from pie's
Wedding Chapel +>
nikki 'QUIET PLEASE'
amf foresees the future
nikki 'QUIET PLEASE'
nikki 'QUIET PLEASE'
qyv has a beer as he deserves one
<- irish leaves the talker ->
blueyes is getting rather happy .... 5th shot of vodka down his throat
loon wanders over to the bar.
<+ n_i_n n_i_n teleports in to the room from pie's Wedding Chapel
+>
the_sheep 'you going irish'
<+ madmatt bounces uncontrollably into from pie's Wedding Chapel +>
metalhead 'yo'
the_dragon 'Thargon: That's a very impressive sword alright,.'
flippy 'speech'
<- the_sheep leaves the talker ->
mij shouts "have fun you crazy lovebirds!!"
loon is seriously lagged.
nikki 'I PROPOSE A TOAST'
<- phipster leaves the talker ->
kroz shouts "Thanks all! I'm married! YIPEEEE!"
madmatt 'this is the reception'
blueyes 'bla bla'
<- mij leaves the talker ->
macross 'somebody nom nikki for repeating ! Amf - where's yer c+p !'
n_i_n keeps rolling the MEGA joint
nikki 'TO KROZ AND SCRUFFY'
<- irish exits to ais-ne-032.salfo ->
scruffy shouts "Yippeeee too!"
qyv listens
thargon 'the_dragon> no kidding ;-)'
amf laughs
the_dragon 'TO KROZ AND SCRUFFY'
kitten wonders if anyone wants to try her new invention... archers and
vodka
<+ ritchie enters the talker +>
amf 'private room, macross'
mav 'EVERYONE SHUT UP AND LET NIKKI SPEAK, PLEASE!!!'
diana has some toast
blueyes 'Congratulations both of you!'
metalhead is tired with rollin
jules shouts "congratulations, kroz & scruff...!!!!"
womble shouts "Congrats to the newlyweds!!"
<+ toddy enters the talker +>
loon gets a large drink
amf 'besides, all this is going to capture file'
prince shouts "Congratulations KROZ!!!"
pogo shouts "the couple are married GOOD LUCK !!"
qyv 'TO CKROZ AND TO SCRUFFY'
macross drinks to Kroz and Scruffy
ritchie shouts "TOAST FROM THE BEST MAN"
tnt shouts "congrats kroz and scruffy"
lunatic shouts "congratulations......"
amf grins
flippy 'cheers!'
diana just drinks
amf 'toast the best man ;-)'
metalhead 'prince? who got married'
madmatt 'nin and metalhead> waddaya say - let's blow this place apart!!!'
lydia shouts "congrats!"
pogo 'bye'
<- pogo leaves the talker ->
flippy sips his champagne
<+ tnt AppearsFromTheDarknessOfTheRafters from pie's Wedding Chapel
+>
mav toasts the bride and groom
barking shouts "Get it annulled"
loon 'To Kroz & Scruffy.!`'
djerque 'To kroz and scruffy!'
blueyes raises his glass
hallatace shouts "stop all this bloody racket"
madmatt 'ppaaaarrrttty'
gawlovell shouts "Congrats. Can i kiss the bride?"
<- pogo exits to oolon.galadriel. ->
<+ phipster enters the talker +>
kaziz shouts "Shut the fu*ck up"
macross joins Diana in alcoholic revelry
amf 'oh yes'
tnt 'lo ppl'
n_i_n 'TO THE BRIDE AND GROOM!!'
cannon shouts "*8)"
metalhead 'nin> I think its neearly ready'
toddy drinks
ford shouts "There is a lot of shouting going on"
heaven shouts "congrats guys even if i missed it because i got
sidconnected"
blueyes downs his glass
unc drinks
bangle shouts "congratulations!!!!"
n_i_n 'i agree'
tnt 'too the bride and groom'
madmatt 'TO THE HAPPY COUPLE'
major_tom shouts "well done! (mine's a pint)"
loon drinks
phipster drinks quickly
blueyes pours another glass
tnt drinks up
diana takes advantage of unc while hes drunk
flippy 'TO THE BRIDESMAIDS'
bluemeat drinks a sip or three
metalhead and nin sparks the joint
blueyes raises his glass
phipster has another
amf laughs
mav downs a bottle of Foster's ICE
<- phipster leaves the talker ->
blueyes downs his glass
unc sheds a tear
kitten hugs everyone in a drunken way
nikki has a drink
aahz shouts "Well Done"
blueyes pours another glass
macross drinks
blueyes raises his glass
tnt 'amfet i hope u got all this'
amf is wary of the alcohol ;0-)
metalhead 'lets smoke to the bride and groom'
loon thinks about singing drinking songs, and then decides against it.
blueyes downs his glass
qyv hugs kitten
amf 'tnt - yep'
blueyes pours another glass
toddy drinks another 6
blueyes raises his glass
mav DJ's at the reception...
bish shouts "whoever is married many congrats and could everyone shut
the fudge up now"
<- ritchie leaves the talker ->
tnt 'i want a copy!!'
blueyes downs his glass
jolietjake shouts "Hi doodes"
<- hat exits to bslajb.soc.staff ->
blueyes pours another glass
<+ phipster enters the talker +>
kitten wonders if anyone wants to dance?
n_i_n wheels in his magical beer cooler that never runs out and contains
everything man devised that contains alcohol
<+ the_sheep enters the talker +>
loon orders another fuzzy navel.
nikki 'sure thing'
uggi shouts "mine's a pint too !(of vodka)"
lydia asks bluemeat to mayy her
diana dances with kitten
macross will dance with kitten
mav dances with kitten
nikki 'need music tho'
lydia 'marry'
sukitoo shouts "CONGRATULATIONS"
djerque notices the band strike up.
flippy dances like the bride's father should
madmatt 'metalhead> let's get up on stage and give 'em some real
entertainment'
metalhead 'cool nin'
lydia 'bluemeat'
nikki 'aha'
bluemeat 'yes?'
diana shouts "stop press! another proposal!!!!"
<- phipster leaves the talker ->
flippy 'what's thios? It's got a good beat.'
blueyes plays a tune
amf smiles
<+ a jukebox enters the talker +>
metalhead 'cool mamatt'
unc asks di to dance
qyv dances with kitten
madmatt has a beer
lydia 'will u marry me?'
<+ ritchie enters the talker +>
diana accepts
<+ phipster enters the talker +>
blueyes is too drunk to play so he stops
diana dances with unc
kitten dances
metalhead 'Hey go get your drumkit man'
bluemeat doesn't know...
madmatt and metalhead get up on stage
jono shouts "SAD SAD SAD SAD SAD SAD"
<- ritchie leaves the talker ->
flippy 'lydia and di are engaged!'
amf smiles
mav gets out his turntables
bluemeat will have to think
blueyes is very happy.....
<- the_sheep goes to their pen ->
metalhead joins madmatt on stage
madmatt gets his drumkit
diana '????????????'
n_i_n teleports some electric guitars into the room
macross is outta here Enjoy yourself, peeps !
metalhead gets his guitar
kitten hugs blueyes
phipster joins metal and matt on stage
prince shouts "NIN, MADMATT, METALHEAD....GANG! where R U ???"
blueyes does not remember who got married...
lydia shouts "No I asked bluemeat!"
phipster sings
diana 'um...flippy...i am NOT engaged!'
nikki is engaged
bluemeat knows
unc does not remember much
metalhead 'hey madmatt wait on prince'
madmatt starts to play an igor cavalera special
blueyes hugs kitten
metalhead 'hey madmatt wait on prince'
macross is not engaged
diana likes it that way ;)
n_i_n shouts "In hoovers room prince"
loon grins
loon gets out his bass.
tnt wishes to b engaged
bluemeat doesn't know whether he should or not?
Time is now Thu Mar 9 16:53:37 1995
loon yawns
madmatt waits on prince
blueyes falls over trying to kiss kitten
phipster 'metal> mind if I join in?'
Users in hoover's Reception Room: djerque kitten qyv bluemeat
phipster lydia flippy blueyes macross loon metalhead toddy
the_dragon tnt n_i_n diana nikki unc amf mav thargon madmatt
unc 'don't do it bm'
macross has to go on patrol.....
metalhead 'wot do you play?'
thargon gets out the drum kit
bluemeat 'why not?'
djerque 'Seeya macross.'
flippy plays "Agadoo"
tnt drinks up
the_dragon lets a massive bolt of fire go all over thargon :-)
n_i_n 'any other instruments anyone wants teleporting in?'
whampyre shouts "oz is cool"
diana 'do it do it do it'
phipster plays anything
macross 'BYEE ALLL !!!!!'
madmatt 'I'M THE DRUMMER'
diana 'go on bm!'
kitten kisses blueyes on the cheek, since she is well and truly out of it
thargon 'the_dragon> nice effect'
nikki dances with di
phipster can sing
metalhead 'Im the riffmeister'
<- the_dragon leaves the talker ->
redwarf shouts "riker"
diana dances with nik
metalhead 'sing dude'
<- the_dragon exits to granite.dcs.warw ->
phipster sings
thargon gets out his sitar then! :=)
unc glares at nikki
metalhead 'hey what will we play?'
macross jumps into his Valkyrie
bluemeat 'nikki? what do you think?'
blueyes snogs... erm erm erm... erm...himself
n_i_n is a pissed up and stoned mage incase anyone was wondering
macross takes off
madmatt plays an igor cavalera special
<- macross flies out, humming the Minmei Attack to the common room
->
amf 's capture file is 68k now
kitten wonders if she can join in on the piano?
diana kisses unc passionately
nikki 'about what blue?'
unc blushes
loon grins at amf.
bluemeat 'lydia. should I?'
toddy looks around
metalhead starts the intro to my love
tnt 'bluemeat you should accept'
lydia thinks yes, too
n_i_n hugs kitten and teleports a piano into the room
diana grins at unc
nikki 'yeh go for it blue'
nikki 'ur only young once ;)'
diana 'go on bm!!!!'
kitten opens the piano lid
<+ ritchie enters the talker +>
bluemeat accepts lydia's proposal
djerque sets up another drumkit and joins in on percussion.
<+ The percussion comes in +>
madmatt sings my love
thargon 'can I sing???'
phipster want to propose to someone
nikki claps
blueyes hugs the piano
haxx shouts "bye all - and congrats to the happy couple! :)"
amf wonders when he was young
heaven shouts "anyone want to come to my room and hang out they are
welcome but please stop shouting"
diana hugs bm and lydia
kitten plays piano
prince shouts "NIN, MADMATT, METALHEAD....GANG! where R U ???"
amf wonders where the happy couple are ?
loon tunes up his bass...
ritchie plays organ and sings
lydia hugs bluemeat
blueyes can't play the piano so he sits on it instead
kitten thinks amf shouldn't ask
tnt 'ther're on the way'
diana 'amf> dont ask!'
Time is now Thu Mar 9 16:55:28 1995
metalhead 'hey I'll go get prince'
toddy plays the banjo
n_i_n 'i' ll go find prince'
amf smiles
djerque gives up on percussion and takes up sax.
bluemeat 'i suppose we need to set a dat now...'
phipster wonders when the music'll start
<- flippy leaves the talker ->
bluemeat 'date'
loon thinks the happy couple are coupling somewhere...
<- n_i_n n_i_n beams out again to the common room ->
<- metalhead falls out in a kind of horrible mad way to the common
room ->
loon could be sick...
kitten plays louder so phipster can hear it
thargon starts on the clarinet
nikki 'bm, lydia> ill open u a file ;)'
amf passes round the bucket
madmax shouts "BACK TO THE DRAWING BOARD...OR MATLAB...BE IN
MSGS...ANYBODY LIKES ASCII?"
diana is gonna leave in a min or two
loon means in terms of state of mind...
bluemeat shouts "Hey me and lydia are going to get married too!"
phipster sings to kitten's piano
diana 'brb'
blueyes 'I want music ....'
loon thinks he'd better stop, before he does something regrettable.
amf could have told you this would happen.
blueyes is listening to kittens tunes
kroz shouts "Everyone enjoy the reception, Scruffy and I are on the
honeymoon already ;)"
amf saw everything in advance ;-)
tnt gets another drink
<- thargon leaves the talker ->
madmatt plays you could be mine
nikki laffs
ritchie shouts "happy consummation kroz!!!!!"
<- qyv waves, the air shimmers & they fade to to heaven's Natures
dangerous passion ->
tnt 'saw what would happen amfet?'
amf grins
bluemeat dances with lydia
loon drinks a lot of water.
blueyes plays YOU ARE MINE!
amf is just leaving enigmatic traces for the capture file, tnt ;-)
<+ diana enters the talker +>
amf chuckles
phipster sings a slow ballad
tnt laffs
amf wonders how long he should capture for... ;-)
kitten plays piano, only slightly drunkenly, wiht phipster
nikki loves cap files amy ;)
loon grins
<+ thargon enters the talker +>
<- unc leaves the talker ->
<- phipster leaves the talker ->
Time is now Thu Mar 9 16:56:54 1995
Users in hoover's Reception Room: djerque kitten bluemeat lydia
blueyes loon toddy tnt diana nikki amf mav ritchie thargon madmatt
<+ phipster enters the talker +>
tnt 'well we still have to have the speeches'
<- diana leaves the talker ->
bluemeat 'lydia, we need to set a date.'
ritchie 'can you give us edited highlights amy?'
madmatt grabs nin's mega joint
<- ritchie leaves the talker ->
amf smiles
madmatt has a toke
nikki would just like to say that he loves konjo btw
kitten thinks speeches would be difficult, without the happy couple
tnt 'and the telegrams and cards'
amf 'highlights don't come thru on capture files ;-('
toddy smiles
bluemeat 'somebody.. can we have a date.. nikki? any ideas for when?'
<+ ritchie enters the talker +>
tnt 'and don't forgetthe cutting of the cake'
thargon loves GODDESS!!!
<+ diana enters the talker +>
ritchie 'last day of term blue_meat?'
<- diana leaves the talker ->
<+ unc enters the talker +>
madmatt plays something more mellow
kitten likes cake
<- unc leaves the talker to edit their description ->
bluemeat 'what time?'
ritchie '17th march'
kitten joins madmatt
ritchie '5.30pm?'
Unc has put on his best (and only suit).
He is wearing a snail in the button hole.
<+ unc enters the talker +>
toddy also like s cake
nikki 'bm> erm ill open a file later u can have it all to ur selfs ;)'
phipster sings a mellow song
madmatt hugs kitten
kitten wonders if madmatt wants to tr a piano duet?
bluemeat 'ok.. then'
nikki '17th is bad :('
<- amf the doomwatcher disappears to their wilderness ->
nikki 'make it 16th'
ritchie '16th?'
kitten 'where's the cake? i'm hungry!'
nikki 'yeh'
<+ amf the doomwatcher appears from pie's Wedding Chapel +>
unc goes off to talk to someone
nikki '16th'
<- unc makes a break to their closet ->
blueyes hugs everybody and falls under the table
ritchie 'hokay done 16th march 5.30pm in pie's room'
madmatt is a drummer
<+ scum In a fit of morbid curiosity scum enter from madmatt's Mad
Matt's Luxury cardboard box +>
nikki 'me and konjo will be 16th to'
Users in hoover's Reception Room: djerque kitten bluemeat phipster
lydia blueyes loon scum toddy tnt nikki amf mav ritchie thargon
madmatt
A huge room with a large circle of tables and a long table
presiding over the circle and the enclosed dance floor. A band
plays at one end of the room, and an open bar and buffet are at the
other. This reception is going to move!
A large banner reading "Felicitations Kroz and Scruffy" hangs over
the head table, and coloured balloons and streamers adorn the
walls.
bluemeat '16th is better anyway..'
toddy plays the piano
scum 'ello'
<- kitten leaves the talker ->
ritchie 'double wedding?'
nikki 'yep'
loon wonders if he can remember ``Ride of the Valkyries'' for bass...
ritchie 'fab whack'
<- ritchie leaves the talker ->
blueyes 'bllleee'
captainc shouts "Hi everyone"
<+ diana enters the talker +>
nikki 'super doopey ritchie ;)'
bluemeat 'no saddos next time, please ;)'
blueyes 'I am feeling dizzy'
loon knows it can be done.
<+ ritchie enters the talker +>
<+ cakes arrives from their Limo Service +>
<- diana leaves the talker ->
amf 'aha'
djerque 'Hiya cakes!'
amf 'this looks promising'
djerque 'Delivery done?'
loon 'hmm.'
toddy 'hello cakes'
tnt 'cakes when are they arriving?'
lucid shouts "bottom."
amf summons large numbers of unicorns
ritchie 'fancy a dance cakes?'
toddy 'cakes, wheres the cake?'
cakes 'Hello!'
cakes 'yes.'
cakes 'They are on vacation... Heh heh'
<+ prince Prince comes in from the PURPLE RAIN from madmatt's Mad
Matt's Luxury cardboard box +>
madmatt 'hello cakes'
blueyes has a dead smile on his face
blueyes smiles
prince 'made it'
loon wonders who's driving the limo?
Time is now Thu Mar 9 16:59:07 1995
<+ metalhead enters in a kind of horrible mad way from madmatt's
Mad Matt's Luxury cardboard box +>
madmatt 'nearly'
blueyes can't stop smiling
cakes 'Hello.'
prince 'gang....'
tnt 'i thought they were coming to the reception first?'
metalhead 'YO all'
lydia has a very big smile on her face
prince 'YO'
nikki grins
madmatt 'where's nin'
<- ritchie leaves the talker ->
prince 'laffs'
scum 'aha welcomenne'
lydia is soooo happy bluemeat said yes
blueyes doesn't want to stop smiling
<- thargon sets of, for consultation, to their consultancy clinic
->
nikki hugs lydia and says congrats to her
metalhead 'hey madmatt hope ya didnt start without me'
blueyes is too drunk to care
cakes walks up to Ritchie
scum wonders whats going on.
amf '81k ;-)'
madmatt 'me????? course i did'
metalhead 'wedding'
prince 'passes round more beer'
nikki 'amy> nice :)'
scum needs a drink
metalhead 'bas'
blueyes is talking to himself
cakes 'May I have this dance?'
phipster drinks beer
scum 'Thanx prince!!!'
metalhead gives scum a beer
prince 'NOPROBS'
nikki grins at cakes
madmatt 'who's scum?'
lydia thanks nikki
scum 'cool 2 pints TA!'
Another hour passes ...
prince 'NO PROBS'
<+ n_i_n n_i_n teleports in to the room from madmatt's Mad Matt's
Luxury cardboard box +>
Time is now Thu Mar 9 17:00:07 1995
metalhead 'scums cool'
n_i_n 'lo'
masked_man shouts "invite me then!"
amf nods
madmatt 'ahhh nin!'
prince 'NIN. lo'
bluemeat proposes a tost
<+ ritchie enters the talker +>
anna shouts "Who wanted to be invited"
n_i_n 'hello'
nikki 'yeh'
gmother shouts "i do!"
bluemeat 'to the happy couples next week!'
ritchie 'bloody security guards'
nikki 'what to bm?'
madmatt ,metalhead and nin get up on stage
scum 'hi madmatt...you ain't any relation to madsteve are you?'
metalhead gets madmatt and nin up on stage
amf 'kroz is in the common room!'
ritchie dance with cakes
nikki 'yeh!'
toddy smiles at cakes
prince '*raises glass in anticipation to toast*'
nikki drinks to that
madmatt 'no'
speedy shouts "anyone fancy a fry up"
metalhead gets prince up too
toddy drinks
lydia drinks
sja shouts "ME!"
n_i_n 'oh dear, i'm on stage'
phipster raises glass
prince '*climbs onto stage*'
scum quaffs
metalhead 'dont be nervous nin'
tnt 'no he ain't'
madmatt starts to play orgasmatron
n_i_n teleports to the drinks machine
scum is slightly refreshed
Last updated : 14/08/98, BM